mullet

A person with a mullet (see definition 1).

Psst! Mullet at five o'clock!

by Ian Maxwell October 15, 2002

borken

Broken.

Sorry about the downtime, the server's hard disk was borken.

by Ian Maxwell February 06, 2003

omgus

Abbreviation for "Oh My God, You Suck."

You were the one who stole my wallet? OMGUS!

by Ian Maxwell November 04, 2002

code monkey

A programmer who isn't actually involved in any aspect of conceptual or design work, but simply writes code to specifications given.

Nah, I'm not really a web *designer*, just a code monkey.

by Ian Maxwell July 05, 2004

crash

v. To find temporary lodging or shelter, as for the night.

"If you don't have anyplace to stay, you can crash at my place for the night."

by Ian Maxwell December 06, 2002

sock puppet

An account made on an internet message board, by a person who already has an account, for the purpose of posting more-or-less anonymously.

by Ian Maxwell March 15, 2003

K THX BYE

"You can shut up now." Used mockingly in reference to people who, using stupid-looking internet shorthand, will say "k thx bye" ("okay, thanks, bye") when making a request on a message board or chatroom.

I don't think I'll be risking massive security holes in the software just so that you can write in pink. K THX BYE

by Ian Maxwell March 10, 2003