Ian Chode's definitions

bell sack

The scrotum or ball bag.

Squeeze my bell sack until it goes DING!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

jaxi

Arse. This is a less common spelling, jacksy is more common.

I kicked him up the jaxi.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

take an off tablet

To lose one's temper or go into a bad mood.

So I told him I wasn't going to do it and he decided to take an off tablet! The bastard was pissed off for the rest of the day!

by Ian Chode December 16, 2003

japs thigh

The thwankton, the piece of skin between the tadjer and botty.

If my Japs thigh gets excited it might spit!

by Ian Chode January 10, 2004

brown hatter

A semen demon.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

chonga

Anything that is very large.

"I've got a chonga dick." - Howard H Helmet Jnr.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2004

dobber

Dobber in South Derbyshire, England, means condom.

"I ran out of dobbers so I had to go up the tradesman's entrance!"

by Ian Chode January 18, 2005