Rusty Sheriff's Badge

A starfish, be it chocolate or otherwise.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

trowser browser

A poof.

He's a trouser browser.

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003

japs thigh

The thwankton, the piece of skin between the tadjer and botty.

If my Japs thigh gets excited it might spit!

by Ian Chode January 11, 2004

Jack the Gripper

A homosexual, probably doing some kind of holding of another man's spam javelin.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

take an off tablet

To lose one's temper or go into a bad mood.

So I told him I wasn't going to do it and he decided to take an off tablet! The bastard was pissed off for the rest of the day!

by Ian Chode December 16, 2003

shunter

The man on the giving end of anal sex. See also grunter.

Are you the grunter or the shunter, Billy?

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

Farmer Giles

Piles. Cockney rhyming slang, often abbreviated to Farmers.

Ooooh, me fackin' farmers!

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003