Walter Mitty

A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.

He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

vagetarian

One who eats at least one form of meat: beef curtains!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

Cock Master 5000 series

Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.

It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.

by Ian Chode April 20, 2003

fiblet

A small lie.

Anyone who says they weren't scared on D-Day is telling fiblets.

by Ian Chode June 05, 2004

global hypercolour

T-shirts (or other clothing) that change colour according to how hot the wearer's body is. Popular in the 1990s. Failed invention due to fundamentally silly idea. See also midget cream.

Marc's T-shirt was made of global hypercolour. Then he went to prison.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

tight end

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has not been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love. (See also wide receiver).

He was the best tight end I've ever seen.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

Private Eye

Satirical British magazine edited by Ian Hislop which specialises in exposing highbrow political scandal and making cheap nob gags. Very funny and well worth reading.

by Ian Chode June 05, 2003