Ian Chode's definitions

jovo

Short for Jehova's Witness, a denomination of Christianity.

Mark is a Jovo. Nice bloke though.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2005

poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

Shoot

verb: to ejaculate.

I'm going to shoot....OOOOH! (Splat!)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

hypnostification

Humourous word meaning "hypnotism".

I underwent hypnostification.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

gentlemens jelly

Spunk

Me: My gentlemen's jelly tastes sweet as a result of my eating pineapple.
Bird: Yummy.
Me: It's rude to talk with your mouth full, bitch!

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

nobsack

See nobsac.

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

meat sludge luge expert

A Homosexual.

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003