Definitions by Ian Chode

gentlemens jelly 

Spunk

Me: My gentlemen's jelly tastes sweet as a result of my eating pineapple.
Bird: Yummy.
Me: It's rude to talk with your mouth full, bitch!

gentlemens jelly by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

coontastic 

Something great in a non-caucasian way. (Corruption of fantastic).

"The Asian Dub Foundation are Coontastic" - MC BNP.

coontastic by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

shithole shandy 

Beverage served to those engaged in felching, an intoxicating and heady mix of faeces and gentlemens jelly.

Michael drank a shithole shandy straight from Dale's botty - Graham stayed standing!

shithole shandy by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

Cock Master 5000 series 

Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.

It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.

Cock Master 5000 series by Ian Chode April 20, 2003

Quim

Female genitalia - this word is Welsh and is deeply offensive to Welsh speakers.

Quim by Ian Chode April 18, 2003

arse grapes 

Piles.

My arse grapes are playing me up.

arse grapes by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

piles 

The Grapes of Wrath.

My piles are hurting.

piles by Ian Chode April 8, 2003