Rusty Sheriff's Badge

A starfish, be it chocolate or otherwise.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

hi are ye

A silly slang greeting that is supposed to sound like a Northern Ireland accent asking "How are you?"

Hi are ye?
Very well, tank-ye!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

Shitter hitter

A gentleman who believes that the anus should not be an output device only.

What shitter hitter!

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003

paediatrician

A doctor specialising in children. Not to be confused with paedophile, who sexually abuses children. In the UK, a pack of vigilantes nearly lynched a paediatrician because they got a little bit confused.

The paediatrician fixed the physical damage caused by the paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

jelly belly

A fat person.

She is a right jelly belly.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

piss slit

The japs eye, where urine and spunk leave the body.

GAY MAN: Quick, somebody do me up the piss slit.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

love snot

Cum.

Please put your hand in my underpants and jiggle it around until I produce love snot. Thanks, Simon.

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003