Definitions by Ian Chode

plonkie 

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

plonkie by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

botty chunder 

Shit; faeces.

It's a load of botty chunder!

botty chunder by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

shit tinted spectacles 

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

shit tinted spectacles by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

Walter Mitty

A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.

He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!

Walter Mitty by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

vagetarian 

One who eats at least one form of meat: beef curtains!

vagetarian by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

dicksplat 

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.

That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!

dicksplat by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

negritude 

The extent to which somebody may be said to be, or want to be, black.

He had natural rhythmn and a 12 inch cock, such was his negritude.

negritude by Ian Chode September 14, 2003