Ian Chode's definitions

chavda

Long form of chav.

He's a fackin' chavda!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

dung demon

A shirtlifter.

I thought he was a dung demon, but it turns out he was just camp.

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

Nike pikey

A pikey bedecked in Nike clothes.

They are a bunch of Nike Pikeys.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

shit smasher

A fruit; worm worshipper of distinction. This gets right to the heart of the sickening violence of the homosexual act.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

thwankton

The piece of skin between a gentleman's bollocks and his arsehole. This can also be referred to as the twernt, or sometimes (erroniously) the chode.

Touch my thwankton!

by Ian Chode January 9, 2004

worm worshipper

A fudge fumbler; a trouser traitor of the type that are still actively sought out and murdered in some countries, in a terrible violation of human rights.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

hemorrhoid hitman

A Cruiser on the chocolate freeway; Bum Jolly.

My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003