Definitions by Ian Chode

botty chunder 

Shit; faeces.

It's a load of botty chunder!

botty chunder by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

shit tinted spectacles 

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

shit tinted spectacles by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

hershey 

Chocolate which is not at all to the British taste, if the Hershey bar that I had today is anything to go by. Honestly, my US friends, forget that muck and try Cadbury's or Galaxy!

Now I know why they call it the Hershey Highway!

hershey by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

Walter Mitty

A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.

He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!

Walter Mitty by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

vagetarian 

One who eats at least one form of meat: beef curtains!

vagetarian by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

negritude 

The extent to which somebody may be said to be, or want to be, black.

He had natural rhythmn and a 12 inch cock, such was his negritude.

negritude by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

dicksplat 

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.

That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!

dicksplat by Ian Chode September 14, 2003