Ian Chode's definitions

twist

In the UK, a twist can also be a con.

You twisted me out of a tenner!

by Ian Chode June 19, 2003

chi chi man

Incidentally, and possibly connected, Chi is Burmese for shit.

Ne ma sappa go chi (You lick your mother's c*** and it tastes of shit.)

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

Cockfosters

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!

Drink my Cockfosters!

by Ian Chode July 23, 2003

snot

Nasal mucus.

I am full of snot today.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

testes

Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!

Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

wonk

Can also be a "policy wonk". A person who looks into all the technical details of implementing a political policy, usually a back-room boy either in a political party or working for the government.

That's the general idea, we'll leave it to the policy wonks to figure out all the details.

by Ian Chode August 30, 2004

poop chute princess

A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.

She's a real poop chute princess.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003