Definitions by Ian Chode

helm 

Short form of helmet, the bell end.

Oh Mr Wolf, what a big helm you've got.
All the better to shaft you with.

helm by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Schniedel

German word for penis.

Schniedel by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

bucky boy 

A gay bloke who might go diving and get injured by a chocolate starfish.

What's on telly? That bucky boy Norton again!

bucky boy by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

bush baby 

A lesbian who drinks from the furry cup.

Rhona Cameron is a bush baby!

bush baby by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

chugger 

Charity Mugger. One of those people who stands in the street with a big brightly-coloured bib and quite possibly a clipboard soliticing donations to the Feline Liberation Army or some other worthy cause.

Bloody hell, I had to pretend to be on my mobile phone for about ten minutes walking down the High Street to avoid all the chuggers!

chugger by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Bang 

She bangs like a shithouse door when the plague's in town.

Bang by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

jollops 

Testicles, bollocks, balls.

I kicked him in the jollops.

jollops by Ian Chode April 2, 2003