Ian's definitions
Eyebrows. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.
by ian January 21, 2004
Get the curtainsmug. The white substance that oozes from the bellybutton of a pregnant corpse as you mount and thrust it.
by Ian December 15, 2003
Get the Penzomeestermug. The head of the drilling crew on an oil or gas rig. What began as a joke name for the man in charge of the equipment is now an official term for the leadership position.
by Ian May 4, 2004
Get the toolpushermug. An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.
Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.
Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.
Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?
by Ian December 9, 2004
Get the Main-sequence Empiremug. by Ian November 3, 2004
Get the eenscatmug. by IAN April 13, 2004
Get the queerbaitesmug. Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.
by ian January 21, 2004
Get the sweater kittensmug.