Definitions by Ian

fo shizzel 

"fo shizzel" is a giant ant that eats us brothers

fo shizzel is eatin me yo

fo shizzel by ian January 21, 2004

snagglesnatch 

A particularly nasty vagina that one suspects may have teeth. Pungent and deformed.

I could tell that slut had a snagglesnatch by the way her jeans made a crooked camel toe. Hold me.

snagglesnatch by ian January 21, 2004

sweater kittens 

Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.

Sweater kittens, sweater kittens, I love sweater kittens. OOOOOOOOhhhhh.

sweater kittens by ian January 21, 2004

rug 

Pubic hair. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.

Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?

rug by ian January 21, 2004

curtains 

Eyebrows. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.

Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?

curtains by ian January 21, 2004

boys 

Commonly called "the boys" - refers to one's testicles.

I haven't showered for three days, so basically the boys are ripe.

boys by ian January 21, 2004

I ain't fuck ya 

To be completely honest with someone. A promise not to play head games or beat about the bush. Beautiful.

"I ain't fuck ya. That diamond necklace is really worth $2 million. I'll sell it to you for $20."

I ain't fuck ya by ian January 21, 2004