Definitions by Ian

Arabian Sand Goggles 

Placing ones testicles over the eye-lids of another.

Ian proceeded to shade the sun from Jason's eyes by giving him the Arabian sand Goggles

Arabian Sand Goggles by Ian March 11, 2004

schlong 

a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!

The schlong was long.
I schlonged yer mom!
Eric has no schlong.
Damn, thats some schlong he's got there.
AND THE WINNING SCHLONG IS...

schlong by Ian March 2, 2004

schwing 

When Garth or Wayne (Wayne's World) pop a boner. How you feel when you see an extremely hot chick. excellent...

-number one babe, Kim Basgner...SCHWING!
-Casandra is a total babe...schwing!
-schwing-a-ling!
-those arent wing-dings...those are SCHWING-DINGS!

schwing by Ian March 2, 2004

rank

to make fun of; to diss someone for no particular reason

oh, you got ranked on.

rank by Ian February 28, 2004

mission

A method of describing a journey or task or great difficulty, boredom, or length.

"We had to pick up, mission it all across town, and drop off in Lizzie's."

"I'm on a damn mission with the wind blowing." (ie: Rolling in the wind.)

mission by Ian February 20, 2004

Werbo 

Originates from the expression world of werbo. Commonly used to describe a situation that is unfavourable.
It's roots are traced back to the legendary snooker player Bill Werbeniuk.

Jeez this traffic jam is a world of werbo.

Werbo by Ian February 10, 2004

world of werbo 

Originates from the expression world of werbo, shortened to Werbo
Commonly used to describe a situation that is unfavourable.
It's roots are traced back to the legendary snooker player Bill Werbeniuk.

Jeez this traffic jam is a world of werbo.

world of werbo by Ian February 10, 2004