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Trekkers

A trekker puts on a backpack, and hikes. A star trek trekker doesn't. His favourite song is 'where no man has gone before.' Sounds like a feminist movement song. He prefers alien culture (Vulcan and Klingon) to his own. And he believes the star trek tv show is 'real.' Neil Armstrong made it to the moon. Zefram Cochrane didn't. Neither did William Shatner. William Shatner is an actor, not a astronaut. Like the other actors get paid to appear at conventions. Trekkers don't like Trekkies, because they're too hardcore. A Trekkie will ask how big are those photon torpodoes? They're 4 foot long and made of wood, an actor replied.
'You speak Klingon, well for a terran.'
'Yes,' said the trekkers.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd May 11, 2020
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Canada

Canada. Place where seals are regularly slaughtered by Christian's
Come to Canada and join in the great deal hunt, eh? It's more popular than killing the tribbles, eh!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 23, 2020
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Therese

Therese likes to wear sweat pants.
No need to visit the zoo, Therese resembles a bear.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 8, 2020
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4 legged chicken

A 4 legged chicken is covered in fur, and has 4 paw's.
Billy Bob: Maaary Jaaane, we'll shit well tonight. Cletus's 4 legged chicken is here.'
Mary Jane :we'll put him in the microwave and eat him.
Cletus: Billy Bob I want my dog back?
by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 13, 2020
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Homer j fong

Homer j fong. He gets banned from any all you can eat buffet.
Human legend homer j Fong went into the all you can eat buffet, and proceeded to eat everything for $15. The owner asked him to stop that. He refused. They called the police.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
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Worf

A star trek fictional character. He likes prune juice, and never drinks alcohol directly from the barrel.
This is Mr woof. His real name is Worf. He never smiles
by Iam not Elmer Fudd May 11, 2020
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Psychic

Bring a pizza along, and the psychic will perform a reading, while their ass grows.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020
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