Iam not Elmer Fudd's definitions

Satan

Satan didn't like Bob Ross taking his name in vain and saying beat the devil out of it. Unfortunately Bob Ross's hair, means Satan can never find him.

Satan like the serial masturbator he is, takes his dick out, looks down at it and says I'll beat the Jesus out of it.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd March 6, 2020

To boldly Go where no man has gone before

A description of sex with a lesbian.

I shall now beam down,

To boldly Go where no man has gone before

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Kevin Rudd

Kevin Rudd An Australian politician

Kevin Rudd bent over, and astronomers discovered a new black hole.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd October 14, 2020

Beehive tossing

I tossed a beehive at my neighbor.

Only morons engage in beehive tossing.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Lurch

Lurch. A tall hairy person.

There's a lurch, he said pointing to a tall person.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 23, 2019

Roundabout

The name says it all.

Kevin Rudd and Barnaby Joyce built a roundabout.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Michael Collins

Michael Collins was very good at undermining the English, but in the end, he couldn't defeat his own people.

'Northern Ireland is still English.' Michael Collins?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 9, 2020