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curtains

Eyebrows. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.
Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?
by ian January 21, 2004
mugGet the curtainsmug.

Penzomeester

The white substance that oozes from the bellybutton of a pregnant corpse as you mount and thrust it.
"I was pounding away and penzomeester was just oozing everywhere."
by Ian December 15, 2003
mugGet the Penzomeestermug.

toolpusher

The head of the drilling crew on an oil or gas rig. What began as a joke name for the man in charge of the equipment is now an official term for the leadership position.
That old toolpusher has been riding my ass all day about painting those stairs.
by Ian May 4, 2004
mugGet the toolpushermug.

Main-sequence Empire

An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.

Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.
Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?
by Ian December 9, 2004
mugGet the Main-sequence Empiremug.

eenscat

Another name for a guy named ianskate. It's more of a slang term to define his name.
I joked around about eenscat the other day. EEN SCAT!
by Ian November 3, 2004
mugGet the eenscatmug.

queerbaites

a straight guy who gay guys like. same as gagnet
dude he's such a fucking queerbaites.
by IAN April 13, 2004
mugGet the queerbaitesmug.

sweater kittens

Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.
Sweater kittens, sweater kittens, I love sweater kittens. OOOOOOOOhhhhh.
by ian January 21, 2004
mugGet the sweater kittensmug.

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