I_Am_Bored🙃's definitions

Kids’ Ice Hockey

A sport where children skate on a frozen surface with knives on their feet whacking sticks at a black cylinder and running into each other on purpose. How safe.

My friend got a broken arm from Kids’ Ice Hockey.

by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021

The Thing

It is in every classroom. The thing.
Strange and different. The thing.
It silently watches you.
You know what Thing I’m talking about, because the Thing is everywhere.

The Thing in my classroom is so creepy! I feel like it’s watching me wherever I go.

by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021

doomprickles

A sense of impending doom, usually in the form of goosebumps or a pit in your stomach.

As soon as my mom stormed in the door, I felt doomprickles all over me.

by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021

Tie-Die

1. Tie-dye so ugly that it makes you want to die
2. To tie something so tightly that you feel like you’re dead

1. Ugh! Your shirt is such a tie-die.
2. Why did you tie-die my shoelace? It was perfectly fine before that.

by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021

Chihuahua

A person very short, yet feisty and intimidating

Joe is such a chihuahua! Even though he’s a foot shorter than me, he’s still pretty scary.

by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021

Tabswitch

The act of rapidly changing tabs, usually to prevent others to view your activity on a device.

I had to tabswitch when my mom came in, so that she didn’t see what I was doing!

by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021

coronafusion

Confusion surrounding the coronavirus, whether it be why you wear face masks or why social distancing is important.

My face mask is so itchy! I have so much coronafusion about it. Is it really necessary?

by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021