If you live in the UK and the goods you've ordered online go missing, get lobbed onto your roof or arrive damaged. This only happens with the courier company "Yodel", as a result when you tell friends and family that your goods didn't arrive in good condition / at all they will usually tell you that "You've Been Yodelled"
David: I ordered a new PS4 and the courier lobbed it over the fence into my garden in the pissing rain so now it's ruined.
Simon: Wow dude, what courier did they use?
David: They used Yodel, despite the fact that I asked for DPD
Simon: Haha, You've Been Yodelled mate
Simon: Wow dude, what courier did they use?
David: They used Yodel, despite the fact that I asked for DPD
Simon: Haha, You've Been Yodelled mate
by IKnowTheLingo October 06, 2020
To call someone "deaf as a post" is a way of expressing that you are annoyed with someone who is NOT deaf but somehow didn't manage to hear what you were saying to them
Guy: I told my boss that I couldn't make it to the meeting but he rang me and asked me where I was. I swear the man is as deaf as a post
by IKnowTheLingo June 27, 2020
Audi is an acronym for "Arsehole Usually Driving It" - It stems from the fact that most people who drive Audi's are usually arseholes who drive right up your arse and break the speed limit!
Ford driver: Man, I wish I was rich enough to own an Audi!
BMW driver: Why? Do you want to be seen as the Arsehole Usually Driving It? Get a Beamer!
BMW driver: Why? Do you want to be seen as the Arsehole Usually Driving It? Get a Beamer!
by IKnowTheLingo May 18, 2020
GG2EZ stands for "good game too easy" which is a way of mocking an opponent in an online game. It's a condescending way of saying "I won because you're crap at the game"
Player 1: "GG2EZ"
Player 2: "Dude, I literally got the game yesterday and it's only my second match"
Player 1: "EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ"
Player 2: "Dude, I literally got the game yesterday and it's only my second match"
Player 1: "EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ"
by IKnowTheLingo December 26, 2022
When you see two identical products in the shop, one is expensive but made by a well known company and the other is by a brand you've never heard of but is considerably cheaper!
It comes from the fact that most cheap knocks are of poor quality and as a result it'll probably break shortly after buying meaning you'll have to buy another one. Usually when you add the price for the first and the replacement item together, it would've been cheaper to buy the better branded item in the first place.
It comes from the fact that most cheap knocks are of poor quality and as a result it'll probably break shortly after buying meaning you'll have to buy another one. Usually when you add the price for the first and the replacement item together, it would've been cheaper to buy the better branded item in the first place.
Steve: Oh my god dude, I bought a new TV three months ago and it's already broken!
Peter: Bugger, that sucks, I'm surprised that Sony TV broke so quickly.
Steve: No, I changed my mind and didn't get the Sony. I found this Gujarati Electronics one which was a lot cheaper so I got that instead!
Peter: Gujarati Electronics? Never heard of them! You know what they say mate, buy cheap, buy twice! Shoulda stuck with the Sony!
Peter: Bugger, that sucks, I'm surprised that Sony TV broke so quickly.
Steve: No, I changed my mind and didn't get the Sony. I found this Gujarati Electronics one which was a lot cheaper so I got that instead!
Peter: Gujarati Electronics? Never heard of them! You know what they say mate, buy cheap, buy twice! Shoulda stuck with the Sony!
by IKnowTheLingo January 03, 2023
CB / Trucker slang for a tire. Comes from the fact that a tire is nobbly and like an Alligators back.
Trucker 1: Eastbound seeking a Westbound for a traffic report?
Trucker 2: There's an alligator in the granny lane about 800 yard sticks ahead of you which is slowing everyone down, go ahead and back off.
Trucker 2: There's an alligator in the granny lane about 800 yard sticks ahead of you which is slowing everyone down, go ahead and back off.
by IKnowTheLingo December 10, 2022
If someone has a bag on them, it means they're in a bad mood for some reason. It's a politer way of saying that the person has their "arse in their hands"
Mark: I just asked the gaffer if I can book a few days off work and he went absolutely ballistic at me!
David: Yeah, probably best to stay away from him today, he's got a right bag on him for some reason.
David: Yeah, probably best to stay away from him today, he's got a right bag on him for some reason.
by IKnowTheLingo December 26, 2022