IKnowTheLingo's definitions
A shit day when I have to spend my hard earned cash on my ungrateful little kids. A day that many people around the world hate, especially in the times where we are all skint because immigrants steal all our jobs and we get made redundant.
Daddy, please can I get a new game for Christmas?
NO! I am not spending any money on you and I'm not prepared to spend ages wrapping a present with stupid wrapping paper only to have you unwrap it on Christmas Day, you can do one! Sorry but thanks to that damn Polish twat starting at work, my hours have been cut!
NO! I am not spending any money on you and I'm not prepared to spend ages wrapping a present with stupid wrapping paper only to have you unwrap it on Christmas Day, you can do one! Sorry but thanks to that damn Polish twat starting at work, my hours have been cut!
by IKnowTheLingo October 21, 2014
Get the Christmas Daymug. Audi is an acronym for "Arsehole Usually Driving It" - It stems from the fact that most people who drive Audi's are usually arseholes who drive right up your arse and break the speed limit!
Ford driver: Man, I wish I was rich enough to own an Audi!
BMW driver: Why? Do you want to be seen as the Arsehole Usually Driving It? Get a Beamer!
BMW driver: Why? Do you want to be seen as the Arsehole Usually Driving It? Get a Beamer!
by IKnowTheLingo May 18, 2020
Get the Audimug. A Pedaling Prick is an insult aimed at cyclists. The word "Pedaling' comes from the fact that they have to 'Pedal' in order for the bicycle to move.
Trevor: You think you own the road don't ya, ya pedaling pricks! Stupid outfits and arcane technology don't make you better than me. This country was built by and for the motor car. Go to France with your bicycles!
by IKnowTheLingo July 27, 2023
Get the Pedaling Prickmug. To call someone "deaf as a post" is a way of expressing that you are annoyed with someone who is NOT deaf but somehow didn't manage to hear what you were saying to them
Guy: I told my boss that I couldn't make it to the meeting but he rang me and asked me where I was. I swear the man is as deaf as a post
by IKnowTheLingo June 27, 2020
Get the Deaf as a postmug. If you live in the UK and the goods you've ordered online go missing, get lobbed onto your roof or arrive damaged. This only happens with the courier company "Yodel", as a result when you tell friends and family that your goods didn't arrive in good condition / at all they will usually tell you that "You've Been Yodelled"
David: I ordered a new PS4 and the courier lobbed it over the fence into my garden in the pissing rain so now it's ruined.
Simon: Wow dude, what courier did they use?
David: They used Yodel, despite the fact that I asked for DPD
Simon: Haha, You've Been Yodelled mate
Simon: Wow dude, what courier did they use?
David: They used Yodel, despite the fact that I asked for DPD
Simon: Haha, You've Been Yodelled mate
by IKnowTheLingo October 6, 2020
Get the You've Been Yodelledmug. PBC is an acronym for Paedophile Broadcasting Corporation, which itself is a play on BBC which stands for British Broadcasting Corporation.
It derives from the fact that over the years there have been a lot of paedophiles work for the BBC who have protected them from prosecution and hidden their crimes from the public eye.
It derives from the fact that over the years there have been a lot of paedophiles work for the BBC who have protected them from prosecution and hidden their crimes from the public eye.
Guy 1: I'm gonna watch Doctor Who tonight on the BBC
Guy2: Think you mean the PBC mate, it's literally 80% paedophiles!
Guy2: Think you mean the PBC mate, it's literally 80% paedophiles!
by IKnowTheLingo July 13, 2023
Get the PBCmug. A rating on a scale of 1-10 when people pose for a photo for a newspaper after a "first world problem" has happened. They usually have to force themselves to look angry or upset and the angrier they look the higher they score on the sad face rating.
by IKnowTheLingo December 9, 2021
Get the Sad Face Ratingmug.