Wet Willy

When a dong still soggy from climax is inserted into an unsuspecting person's ear.
Paul giggled when he gave sleepy ike a wet willy.
by Ike February 16, 2005
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slag

Excess flux from a weld, usu. projecting in such a manner as to impede fit. Removed by grinding, filing, or the use of a slag hammer.
That guy shouldn't have access to an arc welder! He has an inch of slag for every damned joint!
by Ike January 26, 2005
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Thundercles Mc Butterpants

Typically Identifiable by some snazzy birkenstocks, a pair of old man pants and an obsession w/ the color pank, A Thundercles McButterpants is typically a tall, gangly, rather unkempt individual with a nasty case of bed head.
Geez, If that Nate Long kid had some old man pants, he'd be a perfect Thundercles McButterpants
by Ike February 23, 2004
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Iono

Steve: "How's this look?"
Jerry: "Iono. Okay, I guess."
by IKe February 07, 2004
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carriage bolt

(noun, USA/SAE Standard) A bolt having a round head with a square, ribbed, or fluted boss underneath it. The function of the boss being to bite into timber to prevent the bolt turning while the nut is being tightened.

This term is often, and wrongly, considered interchangeable with "coach bolt", which is UK/Australian slang for a lag bolt. This may seem a trivial inconsistency to the layman, but is a mixup which has cost innumerable companies lots of money and confused a huge number of people.
One may perform a quick test to determine whether an item is a carriage bolt or lag bolt/lag screw: Is it driven (tightened) by its head or can only nuts be driven up it? If the former, it's a carriage bolt, if the latter, it's <i>probably</i> a lag bolt.

Origin: Old French <i>cariage</i>, from <i>carier</i> &#8216;carry&#8217;; bolt (unchanged), Old English. There is no reliable information as to whether the carriage bolt got its descriptor through the manufacture of carriages/coaches or whether 'carriage' refers to the fact that such a bolt is a load-bearing item.
Goddamn, I hate these translated instruction manuals. This thing just tried to tell me to use a screwdriver to tighten a carriage bolt!
by Ike January 26, 2005
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AceDS

A length of Ace bandage wrapped around a stretched penis to create an "all day stretch," or "ADS." Some individuals have increased the flaccid length of their penis through use of an ADS. Caution must be observed to insure the bandage is not wrapped too tightly. Also, to prevent tissue damage, the wrapping should not remain on the penis longer than 20 minutes.
After using the AceDS for a few months, the Pirate increased his flaccid length from 3 1/2" to 5 1/2".
by Ike December 05, 2003
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Sticky Bruce

Using vaseline to pleasure oneself. Sounds better then it works.
Gregory made a trip to Stop & Shop to stock up on some vaseline, as he planned to spend most of february vacation giving himself sticky Bruce's.
by Ike February 16, 2005
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