I need help 2023's definitions

Holy cow

A holy cow

Holy cow! It’s a holy cow!

by I need help 2023 April 25, 2023

Your dad lesbian

Your mom gay on opposite day

Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”

by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023

Furry

Fatherless 30 yr old that even god hates

*enter furry here*
Jesus: I died for this?

by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023

Teh

Slang for the

“I liek teh coockies”

by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023

Scrub daddy

A frickin’ sponge

Brainless guy: “what’s a scrub daddy?” Me: “A sponge. With a smiley face.” Brainless guy: “🧽🙂” Me: “I guess so”

by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023

Scratch

An online platform where you can make animations, watch them, make games, play them, and make groups, where people send you their games and you accept or reject them.

A: hey bro you played scratch before?

B: what?
A: just type in scratch in google.

by I need help 2023 January 13, 2023

School

Six cruel hours of our lives
And guess what? We have to go through 18 years of this!

Synonyms: Hell, Prison, Inner-death factory, A waste of life and time,

“What’s the most wisest, true, and smartest thing Albert Einstein has ever said?” “School freaking sucks.” “Dat true tho”

by I need help 2023 March 7, 2023