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KYBO Tape

Toilet paper.

See KYBO (an outhouse or bathroom. Stands for Keep Your Bowels Open.)

Also called Kyb Tape.

Hey, we're out of Kybo Tape.

When you at the store, we need more Kyb tape.

by I made the man January 13, 2019

Jockey Box

Verb -- the act of car prowling -- to find unlocked cars (at night), open the doors, and see what you can get -- mostly from the glove compartment (or 'jockey box').

Rafael and Junior was out jockey boxin' on the boulevard last night. They got themselves some dope shit. Until the heat came up on 'em and did some head thrumpin'.

by I made the man May 7, 2018

Full Goose Bozo

Totally Crazy

That broad was full goose bozo.

by I made the man October 5, 2009

shtoonk

Yiddish - A fat, lazy, stupid woman. lazy fat stupid.

Someone who 'rains on your parade' always bringing people down. A party pooper.

That neighbor of ours is a shtoonk

by I made the man April 13, 2019

schmauz

adverb, (schmahz); A cluster-f*ck situation. Total and continual confusion when it should be a simple thing.

Every time I'm supposed to meet up with Debbie somewhere, it always becomes a schmauz.

I went to the DMV to get my driver's license renewed, and it turned out to be a total schmauz.

by I made the man June 4, 2018