KYBO

An outhouse. Or any bathroom.

Acronym for:
Keep
Your
Bowels Open
After eating those three bean burrito deluxes, I need to get to a Kybo quick
by I made the man January 13, 2019
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KYBO Tape

Toilet paper.

See KYBO (an outhouse or bathroom. Stands for Keep Your Bowels Open.)

Also called Kyb Tape.
Hey, we're out of Kybo Tape.

When you at the store, we need more Kyb tape.
by I made the man January 13, 2019
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schmauz

adverb, (schmahz); A cluster-f*ck situation. Total and continual confusion when it should be a simple thing.
Every time I'm supposed to meet up with Debbie somewhere, it always becomes a schmauz.

I went to the DMV to get my driver's license renewed, and it turned out to be a total schmauz.
by I made the man June 04, 2018
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shtoonk

Yiddish - A fat, lazy, stupid woman. lazy fat stupid.

Someone who 'rains on your parade' always bringing people down. A party pooper.
That neighbor of ours is a shtoonk
by I made the man April 13, 2019
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