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Definitions by I made the man

KYBO Tape 

Toilet paper.

See KYBO (an outhouse or bathroom. Stands for Keep Your Bowels Open.)

Also called Kyb Tape.
Hey, we're out of Kybo Tape.

When you at the store, we need more Kyb tape.
KYBO Tape by I made the man January 13, 2019

make the man 

Military - to be chosen as Supernumary (# 1) at Guard Mount.

By looking sharp and being able to answer military / job related questions presented by The Sergeant of the Guard ('The Man'), the winner not only gets excused from having to perform (tedious) Guard Duty that night, but also is awarded a 3-day pass, and a Letter of Commendation.
Smith, 'I tought your were called for guard duty today. What are you doing here in the barracks?' Did you Make the Man?

Jones, 'Yo dude, I Made the Man again.'
adverb, (schmahz); A cluster-f*ck situation. Total and continual confusion when it should be a simple thing.
Every time I'm supposed to meet up with Debbie somewhere, it always becomes a schmauz.

I went to the DMV to get my driver's license renewed, and it turned out to be a total schmauz.
schmauz by I made the man June 4, 2018

Jockey Box 

Verb -- the act of car prowling -- to find unlocked cars (at night), open the doors, and see what you can get -- mostly from the glove compartment (or 'jockey box').
Rafael and Junior was out jockey boxin' on the boulevard last night. They got themselves some dope shit. Until the heat came up on 'em and did some head thrumpin'.

Full Goose Bozo 

Full Goose Bozo by I made the man October 5, 2009