Definitions by I love my ego

Meat knuckles 

When a person is so fat, you can’t even see their knuckles from how fat their hands are.

Tom: check out my new finger tat
Dave: nice meat knuckles fatass

Meat knuckles by I love my ego August 26, 2022

🍆🚴 ♂️ 

emoji phrase for “dick riding”
🍆-dick
🚴 ♂️-riding

Tim: Drake is the GOAT, I listen to him daily and love him.

Ben: 🍆🚴 ♂️

🍆🚴 ♂️ by I love my ego July 29, 2022

Ted Kaczynski 

Man nicked named the unabomber who was responsible for the death of 3 people between 1978 and 1995 who has recently become popular among internet users for his philosophy of modern technologies negative affects on society and the consequences of the industrial revolution.

user: Ted Kaczynski is based

Ted Kaczynski by I love my ego July 11, 2022

Fluffy hair

Term used by white girls that wouldn’t date blacks but don’t want to seem racist so they say “I only like fluffy haired boys” which obviously means no blacks because they don’t have fluffy hair.

Emily’s Tiktok: when he has blonde, fluffy hair, golden retriever energy, blue eyes, and Mormon 😍😍😍

Fluffy hair by I love my ego July 11, 2022

Mystery meat 

Meat that is ether cheap in price, has strange features and looks/taste disgusting

Ron: Them Burger King chicken nuggets are only $1.99 for 20 pieces!
Ben: That ain’t chicken, that’s some mystery meat. Deer ankles

Mystery meat by I love my ego April 5, 2022

no sabo

‘No sabo’ is a term used for people of Hispanic/Latino descendent that don’t know, or barely speak Spanish. Used for Hispanics/Latinos that try hard to act like they’re one or the other time it’s used is when the person that is Hispanic just doesn’t know Spanish.

Luis: why does Jamie always say compa and dress ranchero? Dude can’t even speak Spanish when his parents are straight up from Mexico and he has their pueblo in his bio even tho he hasn’t been there.
Martín: Fr, he is a no sabo kid

no sabo by I love my ego August 20, 2021