Definitions by I like the thicc Bois

British bass 

A British Bass is when a skanky female who has so much cheap make up she is shiny and lip filler proceeds to blow your cock like a piece of rabbit intestine in the Arctic.

This call girl looking ass gave be a British bass last night. It hurt like hell.

British bass by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020

polish blender 

You widen a girls ass and fill it with fruit and juice. Then fuck her in the ass till it is a smooth creamy smoothie. Then just get a straw.

I wanted a smoothie but my blander was broken so I used Ashley and made a polish blender.

polish blender by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020

guatemalan spice tumbler 

A Guatemalan Spice Tumbler is the act of kidnapping Mexican men and women and throwing them in the back of an empty White panel van and pouring hot sauce on them and placing Large stones in the van and driving like an Asian so that they fly around in the back of the van. The one with the least blood n them wins. :)

We were going to go out for beers but Dale wanted to do a Guatemalan Spice Tumbler.

guatemalan spice tumbler by I like the thicc Bois November 10, 2020

wakandan fork 

A wakandan fork is when you use your pointer, middle and ring finger and spread them in a W shape then place the pointer finger in the vagina. Place the ring finger in the asshole. Then place the middle finger on the taint then violently finger away. This technique was invented and used by the African tribes.

I used a wakandan fork last night on Alexia. She thought I was a big black man.

wakandan fork by I like the thicc Bois June 25, 2019

cactus jelly 

Cactus jelly is what you call a thick stick and sometimes chunky nut.

Adams cum was some cactus jelly!!

cactus jelly by I like the thicc Bois April 30, 2019

wiggle wiener 

When a man with a 10 inch or bigger cock takes it out in public and whips it around between girls ass cheeks.

Pauls a real wiggle wiener.

wiggle wiener by I like the thicc Bois January 8, 2019

california coke can 

A California come can, or Cali coke can, is when you take a coke a cola can and shit in it. Then bust a nut in it to give it a smoother consistency. You then take a dildo as a scoop and use the shot as lube when you fuck. Best for girls with a small pussy. It really gets in there.

Ally wanted to be a little kinky last night so I made her a California coke can.

california coke can by I like the thicc Bois January 7, 2019