A politically correct way of saying bowel movement that can be used in lieu of a more vulgar or more widely understood statement.
by I got you back November 25, 2009
Man 1: Hey sweetie, can you drop them digits?
Woman 1: Sure.
Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.
Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!
Woman 1: Sure.
Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.
Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
The first jerk of the day; may also be referred to as "chopping the lumber down", this is the reason god invented morning wood.
Man 1: I didn’t have my morning latte and now I’m feeling sluggish.
Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.
Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.
by I got you back July 19, 2009
Getting sexually aroused by a mexican. Normally requires an erect penis but can also work for erect nipples.
by I got you back July 12, 2009
by I got you back March 02, 2009
The female version of a fruit bowl. A fruit bowl is accomplished when a male tucks his genitalia between his legs and moons on onlooker. The female version is easier to pull off because it requires no tucking, but is not veiwed as an insult.
Man 1: Did that chick in that passing car just moon us?
Man 2: Her pants were all the way down, that was a full on clam bowl.
Man 2: Her pants were all the way down, that was a full on clam bowl.
by I got you back September 21, 2011
When you sit in a co-workers chair and fart with your butt pressed firmly into the seat, thus causing the odor to be trapped in the seat cushion. It's like planting a bomb but stinky.
Man 1: (sits down at his chair) Why do I smell a fart when there's nobody around me?
Man 2: I gave you a creeper fart like 20 minutes ago.
Man 2: I gave you a creeper fart like 20 minutes ago.
by I got you back July 12, 2009