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The strokes

A group of homosexuals from New York who think they’re cool because they’re trapped in a musical era that time forgot, and with good reason. Many emo kids think that they’re hip by listening to the "the Strokes" but are simply pandering to the notion that you have to be outside of the mainstream in order to be good. A complete lack of originality and talent, don’t waste your time listening to The Strokes because the Rolling Stones did it better, and they did it 40 YEARS AGO.

Emo Kid: Do you want to listen to the new "The Strokes" album? I got it on vinyl because I’m so hip.

Nromal person: No I have many things I would rather do with my time, like make furious man-love to a cheese grater.

Emo Kid: (slices wrists and lays in the corner crying)

by I got you back July 25, 2009

Ass Sandwhich

Another name for a shit sandwhich

Man 1: Did you smell that dudes breath?

Man 2: Smells like he ate an Ass Sanwhich

Man 1: You mean a Shit Sandwhich

Man 2: No, I mean an Ass Sandwhich, get with the times ass hole

by I got you back July 12, 2009

chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

by I got you back July 19, 2009

Lighter Game

The often unintentional theft of a friend or acquaintances lighter, many times this act is a subconscious force of habit, but is just as often not an accident. Most people realize that any lighters they buy might get lighter gamed so they purchase cheap ones in bulk.

Man 1: Dude where did my Incredible Hulk lighter go?

Man 2: Chalk it up to the lighter game.

Man 3: Yeah dude you’ve just been lighter gamed!

by I got you back July 12, 2009

Clam Bowl

The female version of a fruit bowl. A fruit bowl is accomplished when a male tucks his genitalia between his legs and moons on onlooker. The female version is easier to pull off because it requires no tucking, but is not veiwed as an insult.

Man 1: Did that chick in that passing car just moon us?
Man 2: Her pants were all the way down, that was a full on clam bowl.

by I got you back September 22, 2011

Phoner Boner

A texted pic of one's own genitalia, or "Junk" as the in-crowd calls it.

Man 1: Hey sweetie, can you drop them digits?

Woman 1: Sure.

Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.

Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!

by I got you back July 12, 2009

Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha

A saying spoken by U.S. Army Drill Sergeants whenever something appears comical to them, due to the Drill Sergeants inability to speak more than two words without cussing, they will often implant curse words in the middle phrases where they have no business being.

Private: Drill Sergeant my knee bone is sticking out of my leg.

Drill Sergeant: Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha, Front Leaning Rest Position Move!!!

(Translation)
Drill Sergeant: I find your pain and discomfort comical to me and I would like you to do push ups to further increase your pain and vicariously my amusement at said pain.

by I got you back July 13, 2009