SALPS

"Smells Alot Like Pot Syndrome"
The rare condition whereas the victim constantly exudes a slight aroma of marijuana.

I can't go to class today, my SALPS is really acting up.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

poo pirate

One who pirates poo; a captain of a poo-going vessel with a full poo crew.

Good sir, i believe you to be a poo pirate!
I say!

by I got no pants April 20, 2003

jinger

A Chinese person from Beijing; the opposite of a honger

I am a jinger, you damn honger.

by I got no pants April 20, 2003

teendian wagon

An car that has at least 4 aboriginal teenagers in it, usually a complete indian wagon complete with dragging muffler.

Check out that teendian wagon. They almost ran into that building.

by I got no pants April 20, 2003

jet lighter

A neat lighter available in Chinatowns the world over. It shoots out butane quickly so it makes a very hot jet of flame. Popular among the lighter fag crowd. Not functional for bongs.

Give me attention! I have a jet lighter.

by I got no pants April 20, 2003

walrus

A cone that has been successfully stuck into a roof.

See also coning

I walrused the roof at Super A's cereal aisle.
You've been walrused!

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

fagtronic

A piece of equipment that is so shitty that it is no longer electronic; it is fagtronic.

That computer over there is a fine piece of fagtronica.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003