I got no pants's definitions

poo pirate

One who pirates poo; a captain of a poo-going vessel with a full poo crew.

Good sir, i believe you to be a poo pirate!
I say!

by I got no pants April 20, 2003

walrus

A cone that has been successfully stuck into a roof.

See also coning

I walrused the roof at Super A's cereal aisle.
You've been walrused!

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

fagtronic

A piece of equipment that is so shitty that it is no longer electronic; it is fagtronic.

That computer over there is a fine piece of fagtronica.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

verb the adjective noun

To copulate with someone.
Vanilla version of expressions such as "drown the salty longshoreman", "shake the wild maracca", etc.

Wow! Did you see that grade 8 girl?

Yes. I believe that she and i will get together and verb the adjective noun.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

head shop

A store that sells smoking implements and accessories for marijuana

I justed picked up a fine bong from the head shop in West Ed. Shall we go burn one?

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

SALPS

"Smells Alot Like Pot Syndrome"
The rare condition whereas the victim constantly exudes a slight aroma of marijuana.

I can't go to class today, my SALPS is really acting up.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

lighter fag

A person who routinely brings a lighter (usually a jet lighter) in a vain attempt to look cool. They will frequently flash the lighter around other people.
See also knife fag

Wow, amazing, you have a 10-cent jet lighter. Go die, lighter fag.

by I got no pants April 20, 2003