Definitions by I eat swag for breakfast

Sick Rantorum 

Rick Santorum's name with the S and the R switched around

Sick Rantorum is sick and he rants too much.

Sick Rantorum by I eat swag for breakfast November 10, 2016

Chocolate rain 

Rain that is made of chocolate and is often looked at.

CHOCOLATE RAIN! You look at it.

Chocolate rain by I eat swag for breakfast October 23, 2016

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck 

What someone says when they did something really fucking wrong.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck by I eat swag for breakfast October 20, 2016

Sector 001 

The solar system in Star Trek.

Resistance is futile. You will disarm your weapons and escort us to sector 001.

Sector 001 by I eat swag for breakfast August 23, 2015

Angry Marines 

These guys are serious motherfuckers. They constantly use the word "FUCK".

Indeed, Angry Marines frequently claim that 100 Angry Marines led by an Angry Captain and set loose behind enemy lines can do more damage to the enemy in a week than a similarly-sized group of Raven Guard can do in ten years. When asked how they can accomplish this feat, 1st Company Captain Raserei responded, "YOU FIND THE ENEMY, KICK THEM IN THE BALLS, MOVE ON TO KICK THE NEXT FUCKER IN THE BALLS, AND BY THE TIME YOU'RE DONE THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY'S BEEN KICKED IN THE BALLS! SO BY KICKING EVERY MAN'S BALLS, YOU KICKED THE BALLS OF AN ENTIRE PLANET!" Truly, Raserei is a poet.

It's the motherfucking ANGRY MARINES!!! Come get some, dicksniff!

Angry Marines by I eat swag for breakfast August 23, 2015

PEMDAS 

P: Please
E: Excuse
M: My
D: Dope
A: Ass
S: Swag

Define PEMDAS
Please Excuse my dope ass swag

PEMDAS by I eat swag for breakfast May 5, 2015

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Someone abbreviating Oh My God.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That thing went BOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! by I eat swag for breakfast May 5, 2015