19 definition by I eat swag for breakfast

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Short for "The fuck?"
Dafuq?
by I eat swag for breakfast February 09, 2015

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These guys are serious motherfuckers. They constantly use the word "FUCK".
Indeed, Angry Marines frequently claim that 100 Angry Marines led by an Angry Captain and set loose behind enemy lines can do more damage to the enemy in a week than a similarly-sized group of Raven Guard can do in ten years. When asked how they can accomplish this feat, 1st Company Captain Raserei responded, "YOU FIND THE ENEMY, KICK THEM IN THE BALLS, MOVE ON TO KICK THE NEXT FUCKER IN THE BALLS, AND BY THE TIME YOU'RE DONE THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY'S BEEN KICKED IN THE BALLS! SO BY KICKING EVERY MAN'S BALLS, YOU KICKED THE BALLS OF AN ENTIRE PLANET!" Truly, Raserei is a poet.

It's the motherfucking ANGRY MARINES!!! Come get some, dicksniff!
by I eat swag for breakfast July 25, 2015

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The most bullied Griffin on Family Guy. I think she's sexy though.
Boy, I wonder if Meg Griffin is awesome at sex.
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by I eat swag for breakfast October 03, 2017

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What someone says when they did something really fucking wrong.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by I eat swag for breakfast October 20, 2016

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P: Please
E: Excuse
M: My
D: Dope
A: Ass
S: Swag
Define PEMDAS
Please Excuse my dope ass swag
by I eat swag for breakfast May 04, 2015

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Substitute for "Son of a bitch"
Aw, son of a biscut!
by I eat swag for breakfast February 09, 2015

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Someone abbreviating Oh My God.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That thing went BOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
by I eat swag for breakfast May 04, 2015

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