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Bob Saget
Alexa?
Yes!
Who is Jeff Bezos?
He's a long legged pissed off Puerto Rican!
Alexa?
Yes!
Who programmed you?
BOB SAGET!!!
Yes!
Who is Jeff Bezos?
He's a long legged pissed off Puerto Rican!
Alexa?
Yes!
Who programmed you?
BOB SAGET!!!
Bob Saget by I eat swag for breakfast November 1, 2019
And I feel like i just got home
And I feel like i just got home by I eat swag for breakfast October 20, 2017
Meg Griffin
Meg Griffin by I eat swag for breakfast October 3, 2017
Fucking Cocksucking Cock!
Fucking Cocksucking Cock! by I eat swag for breakfast October 3, 2017
The Internet is for Khorne
A: Someone's username on dakkadakka.com
B: "The internet is for porn" but the word "porn" is replaced with Khorne
B: "The internet is for porn" but the word "porn" is replaced with Khorne
The internet is for Khorne!
The internet is for Khorne!
So grab your dick and double click for
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The internet is for Khorne!
So grab your dick and double click for
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Internet is for Khorne by I eat swag for breakfast February 5, 2017
FuryLolycon
FuryLolycon by I eat swag for breakfast February 2, 2017
Rick Astley
You may think that Rick Astley is someone that will never....
Give you up
Let you down
Run around
Desert you
Make you cry
Say Goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you
But really, this is what he is:
-real name is Giovanni
-ox molester
-someone who despises irish men
-someone who shits on himself
-someone who loves piss
-someone who thinks Nazis are foolish
- someone who is Christian
- someone who is a douchebag
-fat oxes give him a good time
-someone who thinks that black people need a whole bottle of soap
-someone who likes to fuck with pee
-someone who wouldn't search for you if you got lost
-someone who thinks people watching porn are bastards
-someone who calls other people's dancing foolish
-someone who has a job as a console seller because he boxes a nintendo wii
-someone who thinks Woody from Toy Story is a nerd
-someone who is confused with his sexuality
-someone who thinks we look like a pig
-someone who will never fuck Luigi
-someone who makes people eat his snot
-someone who molests his penis too
-someone who is a penis
-someone who is naked inside a hole
-someone who wears makeup and puts it on people
But We still love him, because not everyone knows this stuff
Give you up
Let you down
Run around
Desert you
Make you cry
Say Goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you
But really, this is what he is:
-real name is Giovanni
-ox molester
-someone who despises irish men
-someone who shits on himself
-someone who loves piss
-someone who thinks Nazis are foolish
- someone who is Christian
- someone who is a douchebag
-fat oxes give him a good time
-someone who thinks that black people need a whole bottle of soap
-someone who likes to fuck with pee
-someone who wouldn't search for you if you got lost
-someone who thinks people watching porn are bastards
-someone who calls other people's dancing foolish
-someone who has a job as a console seller because he boxes a nintendo wii
-someone who thinks Woody from Toy Story is a nerd
-someone who is confused with his sexuality
-someone who thinks we look like a pig
-someone who will never fuck Luigi
-someone who makes people eat his snot
-someone who molests his penis too
-someone who is a penis
-someone who is naked inside a hole
-someone who wears makeup and puts it on people
But We still love him, because not everyone knows this stuff
Rick Astley by I eat swag for breakfast November 21, 2016