FuryLolycon

A con where people are angry and laughing at the same time.

What the :bleep: is FuryLolycon?!

by I eat swag for breakfast February 02, 2017

And I feel like i just got home

Quite possibly the best video on Youtube.

And I feel like I just got home
And I feel
And I feel Like I just got home
And i feeeeeeel

by I eat swag for breakfast October 20, 2017

Son of a biscut

Substitute for "Son of a bitch"

Aw, son of a biscut!

by I eat swag for breakfast February 09, 2015

Angry Marines

These guys are serious motherfuckers. They constantly use the word "FUCK".

Indeed, Angry Marines frequently claim that 100 Angry Marines led by an Angry Captain and set loose behind enemy lines can do more damage to the enemy in a week than a similarly-sized group of Raven Guard can do in ten years. When asked how they can accomplish this feat, 1st Company Captain Raserei responded, "YOU FIND THE ENEMY, KICK THEM IN THE BALLS, MOVE ON TO KICK THE NEXT FUCKER IN THE BALLS, AND BY THE TIME YOU'RE DONE THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY'S BEEN KICKED IN THE BALLS! SO BY KICKING EVERY MAN'S BALLS, YOU KICKED THE BALLS OF AN ENTIRE PLANET!" Truly, Raserei is a poet.

It's the motherfucking ANGRY MARINES!!! Come get some, dicksniff!

by I eat swag for breakfast August 23, 2015

Bob Saget

The programmer of Alexa. He also never worked for Amazon.

Alexa?
Yes!
Who is Jeff Bezos?
He's a long legged pissed off Puerto Rican!
Alexa?
Yes!

Who programmed you?
BOB SAGET!!!

by I eat swag for breakfast November 01, 2019

booty

Your ass.

Don't drop any slice of my booty, or I'll have your booty!

by I eat swag for breakfast August 26, 2014

Fucking Cocksucking Cock!

What Peter said when he fell down the stairs the third time

Fuck! Fuck! Goddamn it! Fucking cocksucking cock!

by I eat swag for breakfast October 03, 2017