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Matthew

A person that sucks their own 1 inch dick until they cum in their own throat while watching gay furry midget porn 24/7
Matthew sucks their own dick and swallows their own cum while watching gay furry midget porn 24/7, what a weirdo.
by I eat poop 69 December 24, 2021
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Type any word here…

People joke about how you have to be really bored to type this in but you have to be even more bored to make your own definition of this.
Type any word here… is what's in the search bar
by I eat poop 69 January 12, 2022
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#savenathanielbandy

EVERYONE SPREAD AWARENESS FOR THIS!!! #savenathanielbandy
by I eat poop 69 March 26, 2022
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Fidel Castro

What the actual fuck is the top definition, why is everything on this shitty website so oversexualized.
Everyone downvote that weird sexual definition of Fidel Castro! Regardless of if you like or hate Fidel Castro I think we can all agree to downvote that dumb sexual definition.
by I eat poop 69 June 24, 2022
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When you shit in your pants while also peeing in your pants and also cumming in your pants while also farting and doing crack and weed and LSD and cocaine all at the same time.
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by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021
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I hate Keemstar

You probably typed this in because you hate keemstar… AKA YOU'RE A RETARDED SNOWFLAKE LOL! Downvote this all you want idgaf.
"I hate keemstar" is a phrase said by retards. Keemstar is a legend
by I eat poop 69 February 22, 2022
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Pokimane simps

The worst creatures if you can even call them creatures to ever exist.
Pokimane simps are hopeless retarded incels.
by I eat poop 69 January 14, 2022
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