5 definitions by I do stuff sometimes

stanland

Stanland is a word used to describe the region in Central Asia where all of the countries end in -stan, such as:
Afghanistan , Pakistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, and Kazakhstan.

I heard there is a lot of conflict in Stanland these days.
Which one in particular?
I don't remember, but I know it ends with stan

by I do stuff sometimes February 18, 2018

Rain Tax

A tax placed on people living in certain counties in the State of Maryland because water falls from the sky. You are taxed every year according to how much it rains. Created by governor Martin O'Malley.

Q. Why do I have to pay a rain tax?
A. Because rain is dangerous and the government must have your money to protect you.

by I do stuff sometimes November 26, 2014

stanlandese

Refers to the languages spoken by the people in the region of Stanland, which includes Afganistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan

I traveled to Kyrgyzstan recently, but I had a hard time speaking to anyone because I didn't understand Stanlandese

by I do stuff sometimes February 18, 2018

Beacher

A name referring to people going to or near the beach for vacation. A tourist .

Towns near the beach are usually sparsely populated, but when summer comes around waves of beachers crowd the streets, shops, and beaches.

by I do stuff sometimes June 2, 2016

military luxury

A way of saying there is little to no luxury, like most military vehicles have.

It's no where near as luxurious as a Mercedes, but it will get you from point A to point B, and it is better than walking. Mostly relates to vehicles.

Person 1:"The seats on your car are uncomfortable, and don't have any padding. The AC and the Heater do not work. It Rides very rough and it is very confined and dark in here."
Person 2:"hey that's military luxury for you."

by I do stuff sometimes March 17, 2014