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Definitions by I Saw U2 Live Twice

Pussycat Dolls 

a large group of talentless bimbos, skanks and hos, like the lousy Spice Girls. They think they are a music group but like the Spice Girls, they have NO singing or musical abilities whatsoever. They were assembled from strip club circuits, just like the Spice Girls. THIS is an example of what's wrong with the music business today. Good looks do not a good band make.
The Pussycat Dolls' "music", lyrics and videos are all complete piles of SHIT. Worthless trash.
1. a gentle movement of the fingertips on something

2. a movement in rowing to move a boat forward or back

3. ceberal hemmohage. An anerysm, an apopoloxy.

4. a jack off.

5. a 1981 hit for Billy Squier.
1. Quit stroking them damn shoes!

2. George's strokes propelled the canoe fast.

3. My grandfather died of a stroke.

4. Mark is stroking in the boy's room.

5. I heard "The Stroke" on the radio today.
... you know stroke's the word...
Stroke by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2007

pocket pool 

to stick ones hand in a pants pocket, reach for ones sex pistol and grab it.

sex pistol 

love gun, rocket, the monkey, ding dong, dingus, dinghy, wong, dong, Tootsie Roll, wiener, need I say more? The inspiration for the name of one of the most famous punk rock bands of all time.
Graham is in the rest room polishing his sex pistol again.

personal Jesus 

1. someone who is always there to be a shoulder to cry on.
A lover who is also a father figure, or a security blanket. Someone who does everything for his/her lover.

2. a 1990 hit for Depeche Mode. Johnny Cash covered it on his last album.
1. Bruce is a sugar daddy for Mary. He's her own personal Jesus.

2. Reach out and touch faith...

Jedi mind trick

1. in Star Wars movies it's a utilization of the Force that Jedis use to persuade others to do their will.

2. simply, it refers to when someone who thinks he/she is an authority on something tries to convert or convince someone to believe something ridiculous or do something stupid by double talk, gab, outright lying, deception, utilization of ignorance or just plain bullshit.
1. Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi told Luke Skywalker that his Jedi mind trick would not work on him since Hutts are immune to such thought patterns.

2. that TV evangelist is trying to brainwash people into giving him money. I ain't falling for his Jedi mind trick.

Judge Judy 

a crabby ol' bitch (with a capital B) who wears judge's robes and gives judgement on a stupid court TV show. She is very irritable, very pushy and demanding and she degrades and belittles people in the courtroom. She always acts like someone pissed in her orange juice, she needs to be removed from the bench once and for all.
Judge Judy is on TV every afternoon.