alterna-duh

a term used by critics to describe the wanky clone and chumpy bands that came on the wave of the "alternative" rock jeremiad that arrived after good bands like the Cure and Nirvana scored big hits. The "duh" refers to the fact that those bands are wussy, derivative and stupid to the max. In every genre you have the superstars and then there are the zeroes who ride on the talented groups' coattails.
1. In a CD listening booth I checked out the new releases. I heard a wussy British band doing a song about "boys and girls...", it had a synthesizer pulsing beat ripped off from "Fashion" by David Bowie. The rest of the tracks were utter crap. This alterna-duh album was by Blur.

2. The music critic in the local independent paper referred to the Primitive Radio Gods as an "alterna-duh" band.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 21, 2009
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ding dong

1. the sound that a bell makes when it's being rung.

2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.

3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.

4. a slang word for a male's penis.
1. the only way that the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia can ring now is via electric current.

2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.

3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1

AHHHHHHHHHH"

- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs

4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 19, 2009
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shits and giggles

the fun of it, the sake of doing it, thrills, sensation, "funsies", the hell of it, because it's there, "the devil made me do it"
Billy: why did you spray graffiti on the train?

Jojo: shits and giggles
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 07, 2006
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blitzed on the bird

a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.
Me and Del were on a flight to Seattle and we got blitzed on the bird.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008
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crotch job

tight shorts usually worn for gym class. They have no pockets to store anything and no zipper. They're usually red in color, sometimes blue. They hug your butt cheeks as well.
Johnnie has those red crotch job shorts on again. He's gonna have to pull them down if he needs to take a whizz.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 06, 2009
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Pre Christmas Eve

December 23, the day before Christmas Eve. It's AKA Christmas Eve Eve and other names.
The stores and malls are open real late tonight because today is Pre Christmas Eve and last minute holiday shopping is a hectic crazy mess. If you don't need to go out tonight then STAY HOME. Merry Christmas.
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Blood Bath

In the 1990s Yugoslavia had a major blood bath.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 21, 2006
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