American Ayatollah

Look at Iran. It calls itself an "Islamic Republic". It's a theocratic dictatorship where the ruling ayatollahs impose THEIR version of Islam on Iranians.
American ayatollahs are those who want to impose THEIR version of Christianity on all American people. They want to establish a totalitarian nation, a Christian Iran.
The American Ayatollahs are the "fundie"- inclined false prophets who steal, and try to force their views on America. This recent election campaigning we had was tainted by rumors and lies. The main candidates seemed to be alright but there were cretins on both sides of the fence and the Christian Reich tried to use it all to their advantage. Barack Obama and John McCain acted civil to each other but the fanatical riff-raff and the lies and the rumors were all over the place. These American Ayatollahs are nothing but prying con artists with an evil agenda!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 27, 2009
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Roxette

an excellent rock/pop duo from Sweden that scored hits around the world in the late 80s to the mid 90s. They play a kind of sunny, playful, happy pop-rock that you just don't hear on the radio or see on the music video networks anymore.
Roxette scored many hits. 4 of them went to #1 in the U.S.A.. They were "She's Got the Look", "Listen to Your Heart", "It Must Have Been Love" (from the stupid movie "Pretty Woman"), and "Joyride" (catch that neat whistling). Other hits were the catchy "Dangerous", "Crash! Boom! Bang!", and "How Do You Do!".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2007
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Dick Head

an extremely devoted fan/fanatic of surf guitarist extraordinare Dick Dale. Dale inspired guitarists in many genres of rock. He is also sometimes referred to as the "Father of Heavy Metal".
there are Dead Heads (Grateful Dead freaks), Heap Heads (Uriah Heep devotees), Durannies (Duran Duran), Missionaries (Mission UK), Halen Heads, Huey Heads (Huey Lewis and the News), Crue Heads, Husker Heads and more. Then there are Dick Heads, and some of the T-shirts sold at one of his shows features the skull and crossed guitars - below this is the statement: "I'm a Dick Head". Honest!
Dale's army of Dick Heads got many new recruits when "Miserlou" was featured on the "Pulp Fiction" soundtrack. Go to one of his shows while you still can. After the show he'll autograph your tickets. Onstage he plays loud, offstage he's really mild and cool. A real nice dude.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 19, 2009
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poopie pants

A sourpuss. One who acts negative all the time, like he/she pooped in the pants. Said person is sour all the time and wants you to feel sour too.
Here comes Mr. Poopie Pants again.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 08, 2009
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reggae

quite simply, reggae is a soulful Carribean form of rock'n'roll. Inspired by American soul, ska, calypso and other Carribean music styles, reggae is usually in a laid back arrangement, relaxed and based on guitars. Reggae was invented in Jamaica but there are other performers in other countries that perform reggae. Many bands in various other rock styles have written reggae-influenced songs. Many reggae songs have scored international success over the past 25 years or so. Reggae is usually about island life, celebrating life in spite of poverty and oppression, sunshine, peace, racial equality, sometimes "ganja" and sometimes Rastafari.
Some world-wide reggae hits:

"Tomorrow People" - Ziggy Marley and the Melody Makers
"Can You Be Loved" - Bob Marley and the Wailers
"Bad Boys (Theme from COPS)" - Inner Circle
"Red Red Wine" - UB40
"Pass the Dutchie" - Musical Youth
"Smoke Two Joints" - the Togues (sp?)
"Electric Avenue" - Eddy Grant

and some reggae and reggae-inspired hits from artists in other genres:

"I Shot the Sheriff" - Eric Clapton
"Down Under" - Men at Work
"Do You Really Want to Hurt Me" - Culture Club
"The Tide is High" - Blondie
"Bobo Tempo" - Huey Lewis and the News
"Heart" - Nick Lowe

and many others, too numerous to list here.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 18, 2006
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F.A.T.

quite simply, it means "Fuck All That". It's an expression of outrage and disgust.
The newspapers are full of sensational stories about celebrities and "who's-zoomin-who". Who cares about that chicken shit? F.A.T.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 09, 2008
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Comet Hyakutake

a spectacular comet that came close to the Earth in early 1996. It was a total surprise for the public so the end-of-the-millenium doomsayers and New Age crackpots couldn't bombard us with their superstitious bullshit. It was visible to the unaided eye and was "something to talk about" in the office and computer lab. It sported an unusually long tail. A thrill. Mere months after the comet's appearance, Comet Hale-Bopp graced our skies.
Comet Hyakutake was discovered by the Japanese astronomer Yuji Hyakutake. The brilliance of the comet made Yuji a celebrity, particularly in Japan.
Comet Hyakutake got a lot of attention when it passed near Earth in the spring of 1996.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 04, 2006
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