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Dinosaur Jr.

a wonderful band that formed in the mid 80s somewhere in Massachusetts. They practically played 'grunge' and 'alternative' before those terms became a vogue around 1991. Members are J Mascis on guitar and most of the vocals, Lou Barlow on bass and Murph on drums (with images of sunshine faces on the bass drum heads). All their albums are pretty good, 'Green Mind' from 1992 recently got a reissue with bonus tracks. While many other alternative bands have imploded or bit the dust, Dinosaur Jr. is still around and if anything is to be said, they're even better now than ever before.
1. In 2018 I saw Dinosaur Jr. at a beerfest in Marengo, Ohio and it brought me back to my college days. After everything that's come and gone, musically and otherwise - it's good to see these troopers still in the game. J Mascis now has long white hair, a long white beard and he looks like a wise man. He still sings 'softly' and his guitar playing is fierce and LOUD. And their recent CDs are better than previous. They're better than ever.

2. in 2021 during lockdown Dinosaur Jr. released a new CD, 'Sweep It Into Space'. It's very good. They made a few videos for it, but the pandemic kept them from touring to promote it. So they put on a free internet show for the NPR web page, playing in an empty ballroom with just a cinematographer. On the stage they had namesake toys - inflatable dinosaur toys of several species, Muppet dolls (like Animal and Ernie), a John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album, a Rolling Stones 8-track tape and other props on the stage and for 45 minutes they rocked the house (sans audience). They were as electric and stellar as when I saw them 3 years before and they made my day. Thanks, guys. Now let's stay safe for the better times to come.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 18, 2022
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Comet Hyakutake

a spectacular comet that came close to the Earth in early 1996. It was a total surprise for the public so the end-of-the-millenium doomsayers and New Age crackpots couldn't bombard us with their superstitious bullshit. It was visible to the unaided eye and was "something to talk about" in the office and computer lab. It sported an unusually long tail. A thrill. Mere months after the comet's appearance, Comet Hale-Bopp graced our skies.
Comet Hyakutake was discovered by the Japanese astronomer Yuji Hyakutake. The brilliance of the comet made Yuji a celebrity, particularly in Japan.
Comet Hyakutake got a lot of attention when it passed near Earth in the spring of 1996.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008
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The City

Nickname for San Francisco. Sometimes also called "San Fran", but the local residents hate it when someone refers to it as "'Frisco". A wonderful city for all, with steep hilly streets, among other things.
Jeremy: Let's check out The City and see Lombard Street. It's the Crookedest Street in the World. After that we can get on a ferry and visit Alcatraz. Then we can have a pizza.

Sam: Alright! Let's go!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 3, 2007
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Stormy Daniels

1. a now notorious (in)famous porn star and former stripper. She was born in 1979 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Her real name is Stephanie Gregory, her stage name reflects her love for Motley Crue. Bassist Nikki Sixx's daughter is named Storm. She appeared in several porn flicks as well as brief roles in 'Knocked Up' and the unbelievably stupid '40-Year-Old Virgin'. She is now famous for having a one-night stand with the uncouth Caligula Douchebag Traitor Donald Trump, particularly SPANKING his fucking worthless ass.
2. to pay off or bribe somebody who has a dirty secret about you, but will later expose it anyway.

3. anybody who has such secrets but 'narcs' on you anyway.
1. Stormy Daniels holding a rolled-up Forbes magazine with trump's ugly mug on the cover: 'Pull down your pants!'.

Sassybrat Douchebag Trumpster: 'Oh, momma! You wouldn't?'. *pulls down his pant*

(*WHACK! WHACK!*)

Trump trash: 'Bluuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!'

Yes, brothers and sisters - this Arrogant Tin God, this fascist incestuous egotistical SMF, this racist rapist, this uncouth worthless piece-of-shit is even LOWER than I even expected. He is a wimpy, whiny, revolting, immature SPANKEE BOY! Shit!!!!!! Piss!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!! Damn!!!!!! She spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' despite being threatened by Spanky Don not to. Two weeks later, he kidnapped migrant children and put them in concentration camps, proving even more what an asshole he is. Trump is worthless, his fascistic and treasonous acts prove that he is NOT worthy of living, he's a waste of sperm and ova.

2. .The governor of Missouri resigned after he got Stormy Daniels -ed by his mistress. Then his wife divorced him.

3. After the actor died off, his Stormy Daniels wrote an expose book about what a jerk he truly was.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 22, 2022
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George Takei

Japanese American actor who is best known as starship Enterprise helmsman Hikaru Sulu on the original Star Trek TV show. He also appeared as Admiral Sulu in some Star Trek movies (where he raised a daughter too) and he's also voiced in as Sulu in the animated TV series. He's also starred in a movie about the Green Berets with John Wayne, performed in Shakespeare plays, and many TV shows (as a guest), TV ads, and movies and more. As a child he and his kin were detained in a Japanese American detention center during World War II. He doesn't seem to be too sour over this act of xenophobia and stupidity.

A few years ago he "came out of the closet", yes Virginia he's gay. Who woulda guessed? He certainly doesn't "fit the stereotype" . I didn't know he's about 70 years of age either. He got hitched to his longtime partner last year before California enacted Proposition 8.
I met George Takei at a Trekkie convention at a Holiday Inn. He was very calm and polite, he'd gladly answer any question you had, he'd gladly sign anything you had, he shook my hand then he posed while giving the "Live Long And Prosper" hand sign and smiling while I took a snapshot. I would later see, talk to and meet other Star Trek actors and actresses in the years to come but of all them George Takei was the coolest! He's got none of that "superstar" ego problem. All you "fag basher"s can say what you will but he is a very intelligent and nice person. That afternoon at the convention was a pleasant one and meeting George Takei was a fun unforgettable experience. What else matters?
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 12, 2009
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Milosevic the son of a bitch

a nickname for the fascist anti-Christ dictator who is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Muslims, Croats, Slovenes, ethnic Kosovar Albanians and other people. He inspired the term "ethnic cleansing". Concerning Bosnia he ordered the deaths of thousands of Muslim men and boys in concentration death camps,where they were starved and beaten to death - and the rapes of over a million women and little girls. He claimed that he was "protecting" the Serbs, as well as the Orthodox faith in Yugoslavia, despite the fact he was an atheist. He was lying out the ass and everybody knew it. May he rot in hell forever.
Milosevic the son of a bitch died in war crime tribunal custody last year, while awaiting trial for the worst human rights abuses since World War II.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008
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crap

1. waste material that can't be disgested or consumed by a person or an animal. Gooshy texture, horrible smell, good for nothing except to fertilize plants - maybe.

2. anything that can't be used for much of anything. Trash. Something substandard, especially when you need something better.

3. lies. A favorite tool for politicians and used car dealers and others who think you're an idiot.
1. a long time ago I was watching the Tonight Show and Jay Leno was joking about the recent American Music Awards show and the new categories that were added that night, who got nominated, who won and so on. He made up a new category: he said that if you combine country music and rap music what do you get?

Country + Rap makes CRAP.

2. Country was once vital, now it's cliched and formulaic. Since Barf Brooks hit it big it's become dumbed down crap for the yuppies.

3. Rap was once fun and creative as well. The first 3 albums by RUN-D.M.C., and stuff from the Fat Boys, L.L. Cool J and Tone Loc were good but now rap is mostly ultra-violent, pornographic, mysogynistic and stupid crap.

4. So look at what Jay Leno said. Combine today's country and today's rap and what do you get?
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 30, 2009
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