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starfucker 

1. the original name of the Rolling Stones song "Star Star".

2. one who screws entertainment stars. Also starfuck. A groupie.

3. a young girl who preps herself up and poses in order to attract the attention of older men, whether they are stars or not.
1. Joan Jett's 1983 version of "Star Star" was criticized for excessive use of the word "starfucker".

2. I'm sick of reading about Tom Cruise and his latest starfucker Katie Holmes.

3. Angie is 15. She always wears heavy makeup, wears tight jeans and hangs around the Kwik E Mart across the street from school to find an adult man to seduce. She is a teenage starfucker.
starfucker by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 23, 2008
1. one of the planets of our solar system. Ceres and "Xena" are also planets. Anything that is round, orbits a star and is NOT a star itself is a planet, no matter what those cretins in the IAU say.

2. a Disney cartoon dog
1. Pluto is a planet, damn it!

2. My mom posed with me and Pluto when we were in Disneyworld in Florida.
pluto by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 23, 2008

starfuck 

one who screws famous people. A starfucker.
The egotistical movie star wakes up every morning with a different starfuck at his side.
starfuck by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008

Comet Hale-Bopp 

a spectacular comet that graced our skies in 1996 - 1997. It lead to lots of stupid New Age speculation due to the "prophecy" and angel-encounter end-of-the-millenium bullshit that was going on in near the end of the 20th century. There were cult suicides, and superstitious predictions that did not come true. It was very prominent in the sky in early to mid 1997. Dubbed the "Comet of the Century", Hale-Bopp was a thrill to see and a once in a lifetime event, although you can't tell when the next comet "biggie" may come our way.
Comet Hale-Bopp was discovered by the American astronomers Alan Hale and Thomas Bopp.

starfucker 

1. the original name of the Rolling Stones song "Star Star".

2. one who screws entertainment stars. Also starfuck. A groupie.

3. a young girl who preps herself up and poses in order to attract the attention of older men, whether they are stars or not.
1. Joan Jett's 1983 version of "Star Star" was criticized for excessive use of the word "starfucker".

2. I'm sick of reading about Tom Cruise and his latest starfucker Katie Holmes.

3. Angie is 15. She always wears heavy makeup, wears tight jeans and hangs around the Kwik E Mart across the street from school to find an adult man to seduce. She is a teenage starfucker.
starfucker by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008

Comet Hale-Bopp 

a spectacular comet that graced our skies in 1996 - 1997. It lead to lots of stupid New Age speculation due to the "prophecy" and angel-encounter end-of-the-millenium bullshit that was going on in near the end of the 20th century. There were cult suicides, and superstitious predictions that did not come true. It was very prominent in the sky in early to mid 1997. Dubbed the "Comet of the Century", Hale-Bopp was a thrill to see and a once in a lifetime event, although you can't tell when the next comet "biggie" may come our way.
Comet Hale-Bopp was discovered by the American astronomers Alan Hale and Thomas Bopp.

Comet Hyakutake 

a spectacular comet that came close to the Earth in early 1996. It was a total surprise for the public so the end-of-the-millenium doomsayers and New Age crackpots couldn't bombard us with their superstitious bullshit. It was visible to the unaided eye and was "something to talk about" in the office and computer lab. It sported an unusually long tail. A thrill. Mere months after the comet's appearance, Comet Hale-Bopp graced our skies.
Comet Hyakutake was discovered by the Japanese astronomer Yuji Hyakutake. The brilliance of the comet made Yuji a celebrity, particularly in Japan.
Comet Hyakutake got a lot of attention when it passed near Earth in the spring of 1996.