the porns

porno; pornography obviously. you just say it like this cuz it's funny
wat r u downloading?
o just dling the porns lol
by I M A Dogg October 14, 2009
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Uncle Skeeter

An Uncle Skeeter is one who skeets while at someone else's house. Looked down upon as strange by many people, but most "Uncle Skeeter"s just enjoy masturbating in a place away from home, it brings more pleasure for them.
-Damn, I just found out that Sasman jerked-off at my house yesterday

-Dude, I knew he's an Uncle Skeeter!!!
by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005
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Lock Ness Monster

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.
What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...
by I M A Dogg August 06, 2010
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splish

When you're taking a shit... a splish is a piece of poo that hits the toilet water and causes a splash, possibly getting various parts of your ass wet.
Ahhh that damn splish got shitwater all over my ass cheeks
by I M A Dogg January 03, 2008
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Reeses

Much like an Oreo means a "white Black guy" (black on the outside, white on the inside), a Reeses is a person who is black on the outside, yet brown on the inside. In most cases the brown is Hispanic, though it can be other races where the people are primarily brown.
These "Reeses" are very rare, there are many more White Chocolate Reeses seen around.
That negro can hop fences in a second and loves shanking people, and while both Blacks and Hispanics do that, he also speaks fluent Spanish, which proves that he is a true Reeses
by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005
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EF ratio

A man's erect/flaccid ratio. Can be calculated using inches or centimeters, as the ratio will not change.

A penis which is 6 inches while erect and 3 inches while flaccid will result in an EF ratio of 2.
Just cuz your dick is 4 inches while soft as compared to my 2 inch soft dick doesn't mean it's bigger. I have an EF ratio of 4, while yours is 1.5
by I M A Dogg March 17, 2009
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nhn

Not here now
Usually used in instant messenger conversations
-Friend1: hey man u thur

-Friend2 *Auto-response*: NHN

-Friend1: ok ill talk later
by I M A Dogg August 16, 2005
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