I M A Dogg's definitions

the porns

porno; pornography obviously. you just say it like this cuz it's funny

wat r u downloading?
o just dling the porns lol

by I M A Dogg October 14, 2009

phallicam

Hidden camera looking through one's unzipped fly.

Used to see the world through the eyes of a man's phallus, hence the name.

Damn dogg I got video of so many asses using phallicam!

by I M A Dogg January 6, 2009

Uncle Skeeter

An Uncle Skeeter is one who skeets while at someone else's house. Looked down upon as strange by many people, but most "Uncle Skeeter"s just enjoy masturbating in a place away from home, it brings more pleasure for them.

-Damn, I just found out that Sasman jerked-off at my house yesterday

-Dude, I knew he's an Uncle Skeeter!!!

by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005

Lock Ness Monster

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.

What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...

by I M A Dogg August 6, 2010

rackcoon

a black woman with large breasts

shit nig check out the tits on that rackcoon

by I M A Dogg June 29, 2009

french benefits

It's fringe benefits you idiot.

-We get french benefits right!?

-It's fringe benefits dumbfuck

-Yea whatever

by I M A Dogg April 21, 2007

splish

When you're taking a shit... a splish is a piece of poo that hits the toilet water and causes a splash, possibly getting various parts of your ass wet.

Ahhh that damn splish got shitwater all over my ass cheeks

by I M A Dogg January 3, 2008