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splish

When you're taking a shit... a splish is a piece of poo that hits the toilet water and causes a splash, possibly getting various parts of your ass wet.
Ahhh that damn splish got shitwater all over my ass cheeks
by I M A Dogg January 3, 2008
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the porns

porno; pornography obviously. you just say it like this cuz it's funny
wat r u downloading?
o just dling the porns lol
by I M A Dogg October 14, 2009
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White Chocolate Reeses

These are much more frequently seen than Reeses'. A White Chocolate Reeses is a person who is White on the outside, and brown on the inside (usually Hispanic just like true Reeses).
Not to be confused with a Weaner. While a Weaner is a wannabe beaner (like a wigger is with blacks) and tries to act Hispanic (Mexican) by trying to speak crappy Spanish and wearing Raiders jerseys, a White Chocolate Reeses is actually a white guy who lives the hispanic lifestyle and speaks the language well.
David, while you may think you are a White Chocolate Reeses, you are actually a weaner, sorry
by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005
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marbles

Yet another synonym for balls, nuts, testes, etc.
Elk: So that's when I fried my marbles...
I *whispers*: That explains why people consider you a woman, your balls are gone now...
by I M A Dogg December 28, 2005
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nhn

Not here now
Usually used in instant messenger conversations
-Friend1: hey man u thur

-Friend2 *Auto-response*: NHN

-Friend1: ok ill talk later
by I M A Dogg August 16, 2005
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niggirl

A homegirl. It's like nigga, except for females. Does not have to be for black girls, though it could be.
Yoyoyo niggirl wassup
by I M A Dogg April 6, 2009
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EF ratio

A man's erect/flaccid ratio. Can be calculated using inches or centimeters, as the ratio will not change.

A penis which is 6 inches while erect and 3 inches while flaccid will result in an EF ratio of 2.
Just cuz your dick is 4 inches while soft as compared to my 2 inch soft dick doesn't mean it's bigger. I have an EF ratio of 4, while yours is 1.5
by I M A Dogg March 17, 2009
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