Definitions by I M A Dogg

Lock Ness Monster 

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.

What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...

Lock Ness Monster by I M A Dogg August 6, 2010

the porns 

porno; pornography obviously. you just say it like this cuz it's funny

wat r u downloading?
o just dling the porns lol

the porns by I M A Dogg October 14, 2009

SMMFH@U 

shake (shaking) my mother fucking head at you.

Sooo dude, I didn't take that new job cuz I wanted to stay with my girlfriend and didn't wanna move... but she broke up with me cuz of it...

SMMFH@U.

SMMFH@U by I M A Dogg August 24, 2009

jics 

just in case shit

stuff that's not needed, but just in case

-whyd you bring condoms to this party, all these church girls are super religious
- its jics you dumb muthafucka. always gotta have that jics

jics by I M A Dogg August 9, 2009

sears 

see ya

i'm out

aight sears

sears by I M A Dogg August 3, 2009

rackcoon 

a black woman with large breasts

shit nig check out the tits on that rackcoon

rackcoon by I M A Dogg June 29, 2009

niggirl 

A homegirl. It's like nigga, except for females. Does not have to be for black girls, though it could be.

Yoyoyo niggirl wassup

niggirl by I M A Dogg April 6, 2009