Lock Ness Monster

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.

What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...

by I M A Dogg August 06, 2010

rackcoon

a black woman with large breasts

shit nig check out the tits on that rackcoon

by I M A Dogg June 29, 2009

french benefits

It's fringe benefits you idiot.

-We get french benefits right!?

-It's fringe benefits dumbfuck

-Yea whatever

by I M A Dogg April 21, 2007

the porns

porno; pornography obviously. you just say it like this cuz it's funny

wat r u downloading?
o just dling the porns lol

by I M A Dogg October 14, 2009

White Chocolate Reeses

These are much more frequently seen than Reeses'. A White Chocolate Reeses is a person who is White on the outside, and brown on the inside (usually Hispanic just like true Reeses).
Not to be confused with a Weaner. While a Weaner is a wannabe beaner (like a wigger is with blacks) and tries to act Hispanic (Mexican) by trying to speak crappy Spanish and wearing Raiders jerseys, a White Chocolate Reeses is actually a white guy who lives the hispanic lifestyle and speaks the language well.

David, while you may think you are a White Chocolate Reeses, you are actually a weaner, sorry

by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005

EF ratio

A man's erect/flaccid ratio. Can be calculated using inches or centimeters, as the ratio will not change.

A penis which is 6 inches while erect and 3 inches while flaccid will result in an EF ratio of 2.

Just cuz your dick is 4 inches while soft as compared to my 2 inch soft dick doesn't mean it's bigger. I have an EF ratio of 4, while yours is 1.5

by I M A Dogg March 17, 2009

nhn

Not here now
Usually used in instant messenger conversations

-Friend1: hey man u thur

-Friend2 *Auto-response*: NHN

-Friend1: ok ill talk later

by I M A Dogg August 16, 2005