I M A Dogg's definitions

splish

When you're taking a shit... a splish is a piece of poo that hits the toilet water and causes a splash, possibly getting various parts of your ass wet.

Ahhh that damn splish got shitwater all over my ass cheeks

by I M A Dogg January 3, 2008

the porns

porno; pornography obviously. you just say it like this cuz it's funny

wat r u downloading?
o just dling the porns lol

by I M A Dogg October 14, 2009

rackcoon

a black woman with large breasts

shit nig check out the tits on that rackcoon

by I M A Dogg June 29, 2009

french benefits

It's fringe benefits you idiot.

-We get french benefits right!?

-It's fringe benefits dumbfuck

-Yea whatever

by I M A Dogg April 21, 2007

nhn

Not here now
Usually used in instant messenger conversations

-Friend1: hey man u thur

-Friend2 *Auto-response*: NHN

-Friend1: ok ill talk later

by I M A Dogg August 16, 2005

niggirl

A homegirl. It's like nigga, except for females. Does not have to be for black girls, though it could be.

Yoyoyo niggirl wassup

by I M A Dogg April 6, 2009

EF ratio

A man's erect/flaccid ratio. Can be calculated using inches or centimeters, as the ratio will not change.

A penis which is 6 inches while erect and 3 inches while flaccid will result in an EF ratio of 2.

Just cuz your dick is 4 inches while soft as compared to my 2 inch soft dick doesn't mean it's bigger. I have an EF ratio of 4, while yours is 1.5

by I M A Dogg March 17, 2009