Jimmy: *crying like a little bitch*
Karen: why are you crying, Jimmy?
Jimmy: I got rejected...*sniff*
Karen: but I thought you got accepted in harvard
Jimmy: no, you bitch I meant by editors of urban dictionary
Karen: why are you crying, Jimmy?
Jimmy: I got rejected...*sniff*
Karen: but I thought you got accepted in harvard
Jimmy: no, you bitch I meant by editors of urban dictionary
by I AM SARCASM January 04, 2021
the rare occasion when a person does everything they're not supposed to do, but ends up being successful anyway
Sam: motherfucking jimmy pulled a kurt cobain and got a job before me.
jimmy: I love Kurt Co-
jimmy: SHUT UP THAT'S NOT THE POINT HERE
jimmy: I love Kurt Co-
jimmy: SHUT UP THAT'S NOT THE POINT HERE
by I AM SARCASM January 09, 2021
Jimmy: english majors are gonna be jobless, man
Tom: bruh how do you know that? Wasn't your major business?
Jimmy: I just know
Tom: how
Jimmy: shhhhhh I just know
Tom: bruh
Tom: bruh how do you know that? Wasn't your major business?
Jimmy: I just know
Tom: how
Jimmy: shhhhhh I just know
Tom: bruh
by I AM SARCASM January 04, 2021
Jenny: oh my god! Keefe is so hot!
Susan: he's not real jen
Jenny: SHUT UP SUSAN THAT'S WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU , YOU FAT BITCH
Susan: he's not real jen
Jenny: SHUT UP SUSAN THAT'S WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU , YOU FAT BITCH
by I AM SARCASM July 17, 2020
by I AM SARCASM May 20, 2020
by I AM SARCASM January 04, 2021
Sam: hey jenny can I tell you something?
Jenny: sure Sam!
Sam: let's break up
Jenny: WHAT? WHY!
Sam: Ariana Grande's bored
Jenny: sure Sam!
Sam: let's break up
Jenny: WHAT? WHY!
Sam: Ariana Grande's bored
by I AM SARCASM July 17, 2020