I 💔 dilfs's definitions

Jaden Medina

The act of having no father, or in some occasions being a homosexual. This is not something you want to be called.

Guy 1: man curry’s ass looked fine as hell last night.
Guy 2: whatever you say Jaden Medina.

by I 💔 dilfs February 18, 2022

Cole Totaro

A big scary sexy hunk who can crush your skull with one squeeze.

I accidentally shoulder bumped cole totaro today and he broke my arm.

by I 💔 dilfs January 20, 2022

Troll pants

A phrase said when you discover a village of tight panted trolls while walking through the forest of moccasin breath

Guy one: is that an angel baby?
Guy two: no that’s his dance moves
Ricky Bobby: nah nigga that’s a troll in troll pants

by I 💔 dilfs November 21, 2021

Kris Dunne

A professional singer/songwriter/producer/internet sensation/influencer/adult model/full time cutie Kris Dunne AKA PeePeeBalls was born in Mexico raised in Compton and currently resides in your moms bed. He’s a cold ass mother and you best not step to him. He is currently one of the most notorious men in Hollywood and can make or break your career so if he asks you to suck it then suck it.

Guy one: hey, are you done with the Spanish work?
Kris Dunne: I’ve always been Dunne.
Guy one: so you did it?
Kris Dunne: no i didn’t do it why don’t you go out and get some bitches or better yet do your own work lazy ass.

by I 💔 dilfs March 12, 2022

Kyle Tennit

The greatest twitch streamer out there who can get all the hot guys

Look at that sexy beast over there he must watch Kyle Tennit

by I 💔 dilfs November 9, 2021

Lae

A non white, non male, non straight, non Christian

Guy one: new Jewish neighbor just moved in
Guy two: just what we need more laes

by I 💔 dilfs November 21, 2021