I’m A Transgender Pansexual's definitions

Big Dick Crusade Brigade

When 4 Large Genitaled Men Dressed As Knights Gangbang A Girl Who’s Hair Is Like The Mane Of Thyne Battle Horse

OH YEAH!!! ITS BIG DICK CRUSADE BRIGADE TIME!!!

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual February 3, 2021

Sloppy Jop

A Very Poor Quality Blowjob

Person 1: I Want To Get A Blowjob From Leland,
Person 2: Really? I Heard He Only Gives Sloppy Jops

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 14, 2020

Out Of Paperclips

This Is The Term Used To Refer To Someone As Having Ejaculated So Many Times That They Physically Can't Ejaculate Anymore Without Needing Medical Attention Shortly After

Tyler:My Girlfriend Had To Go To The Hospital Yesterday.
Ryan:Why?
Tyler:I Fucked Her So Many Times She Became Out Of Paperclips

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020

The Power Of Boners Compels You

When You "Can't" Do Something But Then A Simple, Usually Three-To-Six Word, Offer Changes Your Mind

Person 1: I Told Her No But She Reeled Me In With Promises Of Maid Cat-Girls And Titties.
Person 2:The Power Of Boners Compels You.
Person 1:What Did You Say?
Person 2:Nothing, Nothing, Nothing At All

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020

Moist Pirouette

When A Man Or Woman Gets Cream-pied By At Least 5 People, Then Performs The Pirouette

Can Be Enhanced By Using A Tazer Close To The End Of The Pirouette.

Billy: Hey Sally, You Ever Try The "Moist Pirouette"?
Sally: No, But I've Heard It's Like Spinning With A Blanket On.
Jeff: You Guys Are Weird.
Billy & Sally: Shut Up Jeff.

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 15, 2020

Paperclip Digging

The Act Of A Man Or Woman Fingering Another Woman Under A Bus Seat, This Can Be Done For Pleasure Or A Challenge, Empty Seat(Easy Difficulty), Tire Seat(Medium Difficulty) Or Heater Seat(Hard Difficulty)

Tyler:So, What's Her Favorite Kink?
James:I'm Not Certain, But I'm Pretty Sure It's Paperclip Digging.
Tyler:Good To Know, Good To Know.

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020

The North Atlantic Snow Yeti

A threesome where 1 young guy cums on the chest of a 1 old man and the other 1 young guy comes in the older mans mouth, the old man then proceeds to growl like a yeti

Person 1:Hey Tyler Wanna Perform The North Atlantic Snow Yeti With My Grandpa?
Person 2:Fucking What?

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual January 14, 2021