I, Wreckerrr's definitions

got crystal balls

You got crystal balls? This is a humorous way to ask someone if they have super mental powers.

After predicting three race results, people asked Carl if he got crystal balls working!

by I, Wreckerrr May 22, 2021

Dementiacratic Socialist Party

This is the name given a leftist party with geriatric leadership!

Joe, Bernie and Nancy lead the Dementiacratic Socialist Party!

by I, Wreckerrr May 23, 2021

murderize the babies

This is a humorous expression when pets play too rough.

Tiger and Fluffy were rough, so l feared when they wrestled the kittens they might murderize the babies!

by I, Wreckerrr May 24, 2021

showbiz for ugly people

This is a humorus comment about politics and politicians.

You know that politics is just showbiz for ugly people!

by I, Wreckerrr May 27, 2021

Chairborne corps

These are military troops who do a desk job rather than deploy into the field.

As the Sergeant aged he became increasingly pleased with plans to join the Chairborne Corps instead of an Airborne battalion.

by I, Wreckerrr May 29, 2021

success of a pun

The success of a pun is measured by the groan! This means that funny puns are applauded by derision.

The success of a pun is measured by the groan, if someone groans they will retell it to friends.

by I, Wreckerrr May 30, 2021

the social summer

Memorial day begins the social summer.

Memorial day begins the social summer.

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2021