Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

nostril hair collector 

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.

Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.

nostril hair collector by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

washing your feet with socks on 

This describes the way many men feel about sex while wearing a condom.

Ben Dover complained that wearing a rubber is just like washing your feet with socks on.

washing your feet with socks on by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

smoke em 

This is military slang for open fire on an enemy.

The fire team heard the Gunny yell "smoke em" and fired.

smoke em by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

gator farts 

This describes a long, gurgling low pitched series of farts.

Bruto let out gator farts which left the impression that a gator had somehow crawled up his ass!

gator farts by I, Wreckerrr January 6, 2017

rectal rocketry

The study of the propulsion of objects due to flatulence.

After the chili dinner, the engineering team had the opportunity to study rectal rocketry!

rectal rocketry by I, Wreckerrr January 3, 2017

cheater, cheater monkey beater 

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

cheater, cheater monkey beater by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

still pitching

This describes a male still able to have sex.

Old man Willie is still pitching according to the local ladies!

still pitching by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017