Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

you filthy little frog 

You filthy little Frog, l think you are perverted, my kind of people, no? This is a comedic line best said with a bad French accent!

You filthy little Frog, l love your perversions, they are much to my taste!

you filthy little frog by I, Wreckerrr June 23, 2021

combs it with a balloon 

This is a description of flyaway hair like Bernie's or Boris J.

PM Boris Johnson's hair looks like he combs it with a balloon!

combs it with a balloon by I, Wreckerrr June 18, 2021

among 250 pound 

The great philosopher, Joe Namath noted "when you make your living among 250 pound weightlifters who aren't playing with a full deck, you WILL learn to get along with others!

At linebacker you are among 250 pound weightlifters!

among 250 pound by I, Wreckerrr June 18, 2021

masocats

These are cats who enjoy rough play!

Cats who like to play rough and brutal are masocats,!

masocats by I, Wreckerrr June 17, 2021

Speculatistics 

These are statistical propositions based upon fuzzy numbers, guesswork or fantasy.

The committee report was filled with speculatistics based on data from God knows where!

Speculatistics by I, Wreckerrr June 16, 2021

Ph.D. in recess studies

This is someone with graduate studies in a useless area.

The Urban Gender department specializes in the Ph.D. in recess studies!

Ph.D. in recess studies by I, Wreckerrr June 15, 2021

Fur muffins 

These are small cats who are cute.

The little fur muffins got on the bed to keep daddy warm!

Fur muffins by I, Wreckerrr June 14, 2021