I, Wreckerrr's definitions

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

stake me to an anthill

This is an exaggerated express regarding an agonizing experience.

GAAAWD, I would rather you stake me to an anthill than date that creep again!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

Growth Group Groupies

Growth Group Groupies are people who constantly attend self improvement courses.

Wanda loved to attend self empowerment seminars with the other growth group groupies!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

jockerey

This word means having a major interest in things athletic and physicality.

I got tired of the jockerey of the weightlifters showing off their muscle!

by I, Wreckerrr May 18, 2021

freeze your meow off

When a cat wants outside in freezing weather they are warned of this consequence!

Now Mittens, you will freeze your Meow off out there!

by I, Wreckerrr December 16, 2020

a reptile dysfunction

This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!

Ben Dover had a reptile dysfunction in the van with Susie!

by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020

Machine gun sex

Machine gun sex is characterized by violent, rapid, repeated thrusts.

Susie was suffering from exhaustion, after a marathon of bout of machine gun sex!

by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016