Knee Slapper slong

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.
Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!
by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016
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relationship is like a car

A traditional straight romantic relationship is like a car, usually the male is the accelerator toward intimacy and the female is the brakes!
A romantic relationship is like a car.
by I, Wreckerrr July 12, 2021
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Backpoon

The anal region in sex.
by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016
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bling yatch

A large over the top luxury car or boat, overly ornate.
Maaan, look at Shaq's new bling yatch!
by I, Wreckerrr April 15, 2021
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Mercedes Money

Going there cost Mercedes Money!
by I, Wreckerrr May 01, 2021
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need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!
If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!
by I, Wreckerrr October 28, 2020
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Pussy rules

In the event of a disagreement between a couple, the one with the pussy rules.
I wanted to see an action flick but we saw a love story, because pussy rules!
by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016
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