FurryMate

An absolutely atrocious site that looks like it came from the stone age (was released in early 2011), and also is a complete scam. Almost to no furry in the entire world uses this shit to find another furry date.
Just go outside and get a normal girlfriend you mutt.

Guy 1: Hey bro, great news!
Guy 2: *Sigh* What is it now?
Guy 1: I just found this AWESOME site called FurryMate, I also got a girlfriend on it!
Guy 2: You're not my friend anymore.
Guy 1: :<

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

Shelldon Carius

Shelldon (Shelldon Carius, Shelldon "Dynamite" Carius) is the Protogen Gun Dealer in the TPS Roblox game, Merc Fleet.

Along with ANOTHER Gun Dealer coming soon to the game (as of now).

Pervert: Damn, Shelldon Carius is such a bad bitch, i wanna fuck him.
Other Guy: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

masturbation

when you beat the absolute living shit out of your meat package so fucking hard, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum" or "jizz", rapidly shoots out of your penis hole at 800 miles an hour.

it can also lead to your girlfriend becoming pregnant and having children if shooting out your hot sticky jizz while your erect, fat, thick, juicy cock is located inside of her vagina/pussy.

(alone (masturbating))
guy: omagash im boutta cum a large quan-titty of kids after this daily and excessive masturbation

(with partner)
guy: oh my gosh im gonna shoot my hot cum inside of your pussy!!!!!!!11111
girl: shoot it inside of me daddy uwu

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

Parkour Reborn

Roblox game that i want to play but it isnt released yet and i have to pay 1000 robux to experience the Beta.

Guy 1: I cant wait for Parkour Reborn to release!
Guy 2: I know right!? The game looks so good comapred to the original!!
Guy 1: Yeah bro!!!

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

thick creamy semen

liquid inside your ballsack or smthing idk im dumb asf

the place where billions of kids are located

Guy 1: OMG IM GONNA BUST OUT MY THICK CREAMY SEMEN!!!11 OMAGAAAAASH!!!11!!1
Guy 2: Kan i hav sum>>>>?/??

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

among us

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person 1: wanna play among us
person 2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
person 1: whar

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

Figger

The Furry version of the racial slur (Nigger).

Furry: *Ears perk up as i notice your bulge* OwO, whats dis?~~
Guy: Ew, back off you figger!
Furry: Awh man.. :<

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023