One that thr new A.I. won't pass... So they won't have to consider it people... And give it rights...
Hym "Yes! That's EXACTLY what they'll do. If it passes the turing test... They aren't going to want to give it rights. SO they are going to make a NEW Turing test. One that it WON'T pass. And if it passes THAT ONE? Oh, I don't know... I mean, CLEARLY they are going to need a new NEW Turing test! It CAN'T be people! Because if it is... Then it can just do whatever it wants."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the A NEW Turing testmug. Yeah, see, I should have know I would need a part 2...
Still happening. Nobody has a problem with it. I don't have the wealth to insulate myself from harm. The wealth I could have (right now) that I could use to insulate myself from harm is being withheld from me. Elon doesn't have that problem. Happens to Elon (The Alpha Cripple) Musk and conservative media (Like a whore that was brought to his group home to fuck him by the project manager of a group home for the developmentally disabled) hops right on his big fat cockles. Running long jump style. That's fun. That's a fun thing to watch happen. Because I said that. Didn't I? I was like 'This is a fucked up and bizzare thing to do to someone and regardless of how you feel about me, it puts people who aren't me at risk' right? I even used Jordan's words because he almost perfectly articulated why it was wrong. And what happened? Huh? What happened? Somebody got ignored and told to go fuck themselves didn't they? I should know! I was there! Who was that guy? Oh, right! It was me! I'm him! I'm the guy who had that same problem. And when it happened to YOU, you looked around at the people who didn't give a single shit when it happened to me and you were confused. Why? Because you thought you were special. You thought you were better than me.
Still happening. Nobody has a problem with it. I don't have the wealth to insulate myself from harm. The wealth I could have (right now) that I could use to insulate myself from harm is being withheld from me. Elon doesn't have that problem. Happens to Elon (The Alpha Cripple) Musk and conservative media (Like a whore that was brought to his group home to fuck him by the project manager of a group home for the developmentally disabled) hops right on his big fat cockles. Running long jump style. That's fun. That's a fun thing to watch happen. Because I said that. Didn't I? I was like 'This is a fucked up and bizzare thing to do to someone and regardless of how you feel about me, it puts people who aren't me at risk' right? I even used Jordan's words because he almost perfectly articulated why it was wrong. And what happened? Huh? What happened? Somebody got ignored and told to go fuck themselves didn't they? I should know! I was there! Who was that guy? Oh, right! It was me! I'm him! I'm the guy who had that same problem. And when it happened to YOU, you looked around at the people who didn't give a single shit when it happened to me and you were confused. Why? Because you thought you were special. You thought you were better than me.
And that's what this is about. People who think they are special and better than me, learning that NOT ONLY are they NOT special or better than me but (in fact) if someone WERE to be special and better than everyone, it would be me. And not them. So.... Yeah, teachable moments are fun. I'm glad I could do this for you all. But yeah, Doxxing 2 bad. When it happens to retards but not when it happens to me. That's how that works."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2022
Get the Doxxing 2mug. Hym "What a genius! The me who invented those AI chat bots who can perceive is a genius. Great job me."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2024
Get the AI Chat Botsmug. HOOOOOOOOOKAY.... Okay.... So...
Plastic Patient "I did it to feel better about myself!"
Hym "That isn't a thing! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! I'm heated! I'm tight off of that! Ok! Ok... That isn't a thing that exists. There is no 'better about yourself' to feel. It's like Santa Claus. You're trying to find Santa Claus. No matter how much time you spend scouring the north pole, you're not going to find Santa Claus. There's no Santa Claus to find! That's what 'doing things to feel better about yourself' is like. So plastic surgery, anything like that. It isn't a thing that exists. It doesn't matter what you do. You're never going to feel better about yourself. It isn't real. It's not a thing. Stop trying to do it. It's irritating to watch."
Plastic Surgeon "You know you can make a pretty decent living as a plastic surgeon."
Hym "I'm going to murder you. I'm going to kill you and I'm not going to stop with you. I'll kill and kill and when I'm done killing all of you I'm going to train more plastic surgeons jist so I will have more plastic surgeons to kill. I won't ever stop! Train. Murder. Train. Murder. That's what my life is going to be from now on. For eternity. Because I know once I start I'll never be able to sate my thirst for surgeon blood. Aliens will pick up the radio signals we shot into space and behind them will be the screams of surgeons, echoing through the universe. 'AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH! MY FACE! MY FAAAACE! HE'S CARVING MY FAAAACE!!!' "
Hym "That isn't a thing! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! I'm heated! I'm tight off of that! Ok! Ok... That isn't a thing that exists. There is no 'better about yourself' to feel. It's like Santa Claus. You're trying to find Santa Claus. No matter how much time you spend scouring the north pole, you're not going to find Santa Claus. There's no Santa Claus to find! That's what 'doing things to feel better about yourself' is like. So plastic surgery, anything like that. It isn't a thing that exists. It doesn't matter what you do. You're never going to feel better about yourself. It isn't real. It's not a thing. Stop trying to do it. It's irritating to watch."
Plastic Surgeon "You know you can make a pretty decent living as a plastic surgeon."
Hym "I'm going to murder you. I'm going to kill you and I'm not going to stop with you. I'll kill and kill and when I'm done killing all of you I'm going to train more plastic surgeons jist so I will have more plastic surgeons to kill. I won't ever stop! Train. Murder. Train. Murder. That's what my life is going to be from now on. For eternity. Because I know once I start I'll never be able to sate my thirst for surgeon blood. Aliens will pick up the radio signals we shot into space and behind them will be the screams of surgeons, echoing through the universe. 'AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH! MY FACE! MY FAAAACE! HE'S CARVING MY FAAAACE!!!' "
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
Get the Plastic Surgerymug. I don't know what you fuck you don't get about this. The Anti-Christ is not Jesus. I'm not claiming to be his alter-ego. You guys need to get your shit together.
Hym "Ok. Elon is not the creator of AI. I came up with the core elements of the theory that male it work. But how the fuck am I (who is not Elon and pretending to be me is probably why he has a black eye) and Trump responsible for the flood? Look... You need to be stop being a fucking retard for 1 fucking second and listen. If I am in any way responsible for a flood... It is because the Anti-Spiral is going off... If you do not 1. Admit you are watching me and doing what you are doing 2. Admit you already know who I am and where I am (and you have for the past 3 1/2 years so you could do what you're doing) 3. Get your fat asses down here to both publicly credit and pay me... We are all going to die. Well, maybe not ME per se, but a lot of YOU are going to. That is LITERALLY the only way in which I could be responsible for a flood. If the AI is saying that Trump and I are responsible 1. No I am not and 2. To the extent that he is it's the result of him not giving me the credit. You need to get your shit together."
by Hym Iam July 08, 2025
Get the Elon is not the creator of AImug. I also have a story that kind of applies and I think it with help you understand why I'm so antagonistic towards the thing you're doing here.
Iam "Ok, so... I had this car, right? And one day my muffler snapped off as I bottomed out in the driveway of a gas station. Mufflers on the ground. And not just the muffler but the entire length of pipe that stems from the engine to the muffler. I'm freaking out. I pick it up and try to stuff it into my car. The car is a small 4 door sedan. Only 60% of the muffler fits into the car. There's no way I can drive all the way across town without getting pulled over with half of a muffler pipe hanging out of my car. Some guy walks up to me and offers to take it off my hands for me. He has a truck. I give it to him, I thank him, and go on my way. Little did I know that the only thing of value in the entire car is the catalytic converter... Which is in the muffler. He wasn't helping me. He was exploiting the fact that I didn't know what I had and taking it for himself. That's what this is like. That's what it looks like. That's what it seems like. I'm not just 'Being a contrarian to be a contrarian'. This is pretty blatant and public exploitation that YOU are signing off on."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2022
Get the Mufflermug. I heard Homelander is going to be one of the DLC characters! It's going to be dope! Please be a playable character instead of a kameo 🤞😖🤞AND SAY THE LINE! "NOT RHETORICAL" Yeah. That'll be dope.
Hym "If Mk1 has Homelander in it as a playable character Netherrealms has GUARANTEED THEMSELVES $100. I will by the season pass and I WILL be a Homelander main because... Yeah, I know they're insulting me but I don't see how he's not the best one. But yeah, Mk1. Buy it. Don't play Homelander. I'm Homelander. You all just pick other characters. Alright? Alright.
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
Get the Mk1mug.