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Get Pete Davidson off my phone you assholes! I'm scrolling through the shorts and what do I find on every 5th fucking page!? PETE DAVIDSON! STARING ME IN THE FACE! I FEEL LIKE ARIANNA GRANDE AND I HATE IT!
Hym "Fuck you Taco Bell! I always have to ask for sauce twice (because YOU KNOW you didn't give me enough the first time) and now Pete Davidson is glaring at me. He's like the fat-cock candyman except you don't have to say his name 5 times and instead of killing you he fucks all of the women... Which... I don't know... Is arguably worse... He just APPEARS... in your shorts-feed... Every time you forget he exists. BAM! Cat video... Fortnite clip... Red-pill dork... AH! PETE DAVIDSON! OVER-AND-OVER AGAIN! This is how they do it! This is how they try to break you! But it won't work! Not on me! If I was a conservative I'd be calling for a boycott right now."
by Hym Iam November 17, 2023
Get the Taco Bell mug.Hym "Nonono Sam. That... That's not how it works. You win AT anything. You SAY you're winning and then you ARE doing that... Right? Because you ARE doing the things you say... Always... So if you say 'I am a woman' then you ARE a woman... And if you say 'I am winning' you are winning... So... Yeah... I'm winning! I won the thing! It was dope too, you should have seen it! I was all 'WAAAATAAAAHHH!!!' and it was a critical hit and I did like 9,999 damage... And then I won... I'm good at this!"
by Hym Iam November 17, 2023
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Hym "Did you see me dodge that hospital trap? Obviously a trap. That's why I wait. The Russell Brand thing too. I waited on than and now I am the good one. I always was the good one but I waited real good as well. So there's that."
by Hym Iam November 17, 2023
Get the Wait mug.I gotta say, I do feel a lot less of this since I started watching liberal news-media. It's like a bag of ice placed gently on my testicles.
Hym "How can you argue the OnlyFans girls aren't responsible for their customers overspending while simultaneously arguing that the Youtube shit-heads are responsible for whether or not their content has radicalized their viewers. Not that anyone has done this but you can see the parallel. All that aside, I've clearly been radicalized and it's entirely Jordan Peterson's faults. Blame him for whatever I do because he KNOWS that's it's him. And not me Hym. He's the guy. Not me. I've never done anything wrong until he did the thing he did."
by Hym Iam November 18, 2023
Get the Radicalized mug.No it fucking isn't. The voice of God? Come on dawg. You're not even trying anymore. Your conscience told you to slaughter the cannanites? Jephthah's conscience told him to burn his own daughter.
Hym "So, what is the fucking ACTUAL claim here? People are confusing their conscience with some ethereal reality monster and acting based on that and doing deranged horrific things? I mean, it's more likely than not the natural byproduct of a bifurcated mind and years of cultural indoctrination but whay is going on here? Did I run out of religious commentary to steal without realizing it? Jesus! That's ridiculous. Your conscience is the voice of God and your boner if Jesus' priapism. His ghost is possessing your weiner to... Um... Remind you that he died for your sins."
by Hym Iam November 18, 2023
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Get the Like a model mug.Hym "Why exploitation when you can just arbitrate reasonable deadlines? Seriously! You got retard-supreme over there pumping his engineers full of Adderall and working them until they collapse (Without a prescription by the way, which is horse shit because I actually have a diagnosis and they STILL want me to pay 2 grand for a psychological assessment but this piece of shit can just GET Adderall and give it away like free mints at a restaurant) and now you've got Mappa exploiting the people who revolutionized animation. Companies are bullshit. Having to work for these people is bullshit."
by Hym Iam November 19, 2023
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