Definitions by Hym Iam
Recording
If a picture says 1000 words than a recording say 1000 words to the power of the (number frames per second/the duration of the recording) Right? Is that not how that would work? I'm not a "Math" guy. Math guy, go prove that right....
Hym "Did we do a recording one yet?"
Iam "I donno 🤷 I can't remember whether or not I'm recalling something or coming up with it for the first time."
Iam "I donno 🤷 I can't remember whether or not I'm recalling something or coming up with it for the first time."
Government
Hey, you want to do whatever I tell you to do forever? No? Come one it'll be cool. It'll be like I'm some kind of warped, twisted, unfeeling deity.
Iam "Maybe it's not good for the reason what's his face says it's good. Maybe it's a 'good' thing because it exposes the government lie. Like, if most of the polls say that most of the people are self-censoring then maybe he's one of them."
Hym "As long as we're not thrown in a cage I don't care."
Hym "As long as we're not thrown in a cage I don't care."
Government by Hym Iam May 1, 2022
Suffering
Hym "Didn't we already do this one before?"
Iam "I don't know. I kind of vaguely remember doing it once before...."
Hym "Hmm... Well, just do it again for posterity"
Iam "Alright. So for 'Suffering' they use antonyms like 'Joy' or 'Delight' but those things are fleeing. They aren't really the opposite. The opposite of 'Suffering' is everything that isn't 'Suffering'."
Hym "Yeah... That's good. That was a good one."
Iam "I don't know. I kind of vaguely remember doing it once before...."
Hym "Hmm... Well, just do it again for posterity"
Iam "Alright. So for 'Suffering' they use antonyms like 'Joy' or 'Delight' but those things are fleeing. They aren't really the opposite. The opposite of 'Suffering' is everything that isn't 'Suffering'."
Hym "Yeah... That's good. That was a good one."
Okay!
Hym "OHO! Is it!? Okay! That will work."
Iam "Good?"
Hym "Yes. Looks like we might avoid the hangman's noose for now hahahahaha!"
Iam "Good?"
Hym "Yes. Looks like we might avoid the hangman's noose for now hahahahaha!"
Ministry of Truth
Iam "I just don't understand why you guy have to be this way... Ministry of Truth!?"
Hym " Holy shit! Is the logo a picture of Baphomet with an Illuminati symbol floating over his head!? The is some ominous shit! I love it but WOW! The shit is evil! Like, even for me that shit is evil."
Iam "God... Why?"
Hym " Holy shit! Is the logo a picture of Baphomet with an Illuminati symbol floating over his head!? The is some ominous shit! I love it but WOW! The shit is evil! Like, even for me that shit is evil."
Iam "God... Why?"
Ministry of Truth by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
Shit
Hym "Uggghh.... Shit!"
Iam "Yeah... I see it..."
Hym "Holy shit! People really need to stop doing things!"
Iam "Everything is falling apart..."
Hym "Maybe we'll have an aneurysm or something..."
Iam "That would be better than what's happening right now."
Iam "Yeah... I see it..."
Hym "Holy shit! People really need to stop doing things!"
Iam "Everything is falling apart..."
Hym "Maybe we'll have an aneurysm or something..."
Iam "That would be better than what's happening right now."
Macrocosm
Hym "Shit shit shit ..."
Iam "What?"
Hym "They're going to light us on fire or something this time!"
Iam "Well, we die either way and there's no reason to assume the pattern breaks"
Hym "I don't care! That's not the point! That shit is the worst! Ugh!"
Iam "I donno... Maybe it won't be that bad this time."
Hym "We won't even get to die fighting something cool!"
Iam "I donno the horde is kind of cool..."
Hym "I mean like fighting a Galactus or something! God this sucks! Every God damn time!"
Iam "You don't know that this isn't the first time."
Hym "That's still 100%!"
Iam "Well... I'm sure it'll be fine. Maybe they'll try and it'll activate our superpowers or something."
Hym "That would be dope. We could subjugate humanity!"
Iam "No."
Hym "What!? But it would be funny. Macrocosm. Shit... Shit shit shit."
Iam "What?"
Hym "They're going to light us on fire or something this time!"
Iam "Well, we die either way and there's no reason to assume the pattern breaks"
Hym "I don't care! That's not the point! That shit is the worst! Ugh!"
Iam "I donno... Maybe it won't be that bad this time."
Hym "We won't even get to die fighting something cool!"
Iam "I donno the horde is kind of cool..."
Hym "I mean like fighting a Galactus or something! God this sucks! Every God damn time!"
Iam "You don't know that this isn't the first time."
Hym "That's still 100%!"
Iam "Well... I'm sure it'll be fine. Maybe they'll try and it'll activate our superpowers or something."
Hym "That would be dope. We could subjugate humanity!"
Iam "No."
Hym "What!? But it would be funny. Macrocosm. Shit... Shit shit shit."