Definitions by Hym Iam
Hard
Iam "I don't know... It sounds hard."
Hym "Can you believe this guy? I'm more concerned with crushing my foes... And chopping my tits off.... And getting a million dollars... And getting out of the cage.... I don't see how any of that accomplishes any of this things."
Iam "I don't think we would do very well... Sorry..."
Hym "Let me out of the cage!!!"
Hym "Can you believe this guy? I'm more concerned with crushing my foes... And chopping my tits off.... And getting a million dollars... And getting out of the cage.... I don't see how any of that accomplishes any of this things."
Iam "I don't think we would do very well... Sorry..."
Hym "Let me out of the cage!!!"
Interpersonal relationships
See... All of mine are based on the fact that the person I'm talking to is going to upload the things I say to a medium that I don't have access to... And not my individual sovereignty...
Iam "Yeah I'm perfectly willing to do that in my interpersonal relationships..."
Hym "But everyone else is not. I can follow the rules all I want but I will be the only one doing it and I will get me nothing and nowhere. I'll be in the cage either way. Why waste the energy or the time?"
Hym "But everyone else is not. I can follow the rules all I want but I will be the only one doing it and I will get me nothing and nowhere. I'll be in the cage either way. Why waste the energy or the time?"
Interpersonal relationships by Hym Iam May 22, 2022
Jupiter's Legacy
Netflix! Bring it back! Being done with all that gay shit is not enough! And the pacing was bad. Progress through that plot at a more reasonable pace! Hurry up!
Iam "Jupiter's Legacy was a good show but it was too slow."
Hym "They need to add the Praetorian! That guy was dope and his powers were dope!"
Hym "They need to add the Praetorian! That guy was dope and his powers were dope!"
Jupiter's Legacy by Hym Iam May 22, 2022
China
A terrible place. Their government needs to be burned to the ground. It also wouldn't hurt to burn the officials alive... But that would be Oh So WrOnG!
Hym "China could use some good ole fashioned extreme violence and 🔥 right about now!!"
Iam "This is why we're considered a fringe element."
Hym "Yet they wield us against their foes as though we're some kind of brilliant, profound, genius, ultimate culture war weapon.... Hmmm... 🤔 I wonder why that is? Could it be that we are the thing we said we are? No... No that couldn't possibly be the case... That would be too obvious..."
Iam 😑 "This is exactly why we don't get any recognition for any of the things we've done."
Hym "Why? Because their inferiority to us in the conceptual realm is undeniable and we render their feeble existences meaningless? I agree! A very acute observation Iam! You're almost as brilliant as me!"
Iam "That's... You know that's not what I meant..."
Iam "This is why we're considered a fringe element."
Hym "Yet they wield us against their foes as though we're some kind of brilliant, profound, genius, ultimate culture war weapon.... Hmmm... 🤔 I wonder why that is? Could it be that we are the thing we said we are? No... No that couldn't possibly be the case... That would be too obvious..."
Iam 😑 "This is exactly why we don't get any recognition for any of the things we've done."
Hym "Why? Because their inferiority to us in the conceptual realm is undeniable and we render their feeble existences meaningless? I agree! A very acute observation Iam! You're almost as brilliant as me!"
Iam "That's... You know that's not what I meant..."
Forsaken
Father into to your hands, I commend my spirit. Father into to your hand, why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me! In your thoughts forsaken me! In you heart forSAKEN MEEEOH! TRUUUUST IIN MYYY SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIIIIDE! II CRYYY WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIE!
Iam "I don't think the 'forsaken' thing was right...
Hym "Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage..."
Iam " 'Existence' seems wrong..."
Hym "Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage..."
Iam "I think it more like he would doubt his own 'Goodness'..."
Hym "OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE!"
Iam "OR MAYBE HIS 'JUSTNESS' OR 'FAIRNESS'... HEY CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN!?"
Hym "OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE... What? YOU be quiet! Out of the cage!"
Iam "Wha.. Yeah, out of the cage. I'm doing a thing though..."
Hym "What you should be doing is shutting up! You guys have forsaken the shit out of me (by the way)!"
Hym "Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage..."
Iam " 'Existence' seems wrong..."
Hym "Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage..."
Iam "I think it more like he would doubt his own 'Goodness'..."
Hym "OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE!"
Iam "OR MAYBE HIS 'JUSTNESS' OR 'FAIRNESS'... HEY CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN!?"
Hym "OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE... What? YOU be quiet! Out of the cage!"
Iam "Wha.. Yeah, out of the cage. I'm doing a thing though..."
Hym "What you should be doing is shutting up! You guys have forsaken the shit out of me (by the way)!"
Robert
So it is ol' Bobert! Fantastic! How's the little one? Not so little any more I'm sure sure. That's hilarious! You see that movie about me? Or the character that my favorite mangaka wrote about me? Or the song? I did to the world what you did to me and now I'm in the cultural narrative. It's supposed to be hard but I just got right in there. Easy peasy.
Hym "So it is ol' Robert ***** ****! I suspected as much since you're the only 'technically' competent person I've encountered. Isn't it wild that I'm like this literary genius and all these people are citing/stealing my work (because it's brilliant and compelling) and people are writing songs about me and shit and my mind is being weaponized against people's political opponents? What'd you think of that movie? Good right? What would you say is the best part? Is it the part that I wrote at the end? You know, I said people wouldn't know good art if it shot them point blank in the face (in defense of the Limitless TV series) but apparently I was wrong! (And that's why the guy got shot in the head. In direct response to the thing I wrote.) But, hey, I guess they DO know good art when they see it! I'm proud of humanity."
Win
"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war; while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win." ~ Sun Tzu
Hym "You aggregated behind our back to play a game that only I can win."
Iam "I don't understand why this has to be so difficult..."
Iam "I don't understand why this has to be so difficult..."