Hym Iam's definitions

Naivety

Will get you exploited... But by whom?

Hym "Naivety will get me exploited? By whom? By Dr. Jeepjorp? Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones is going to exploit me!? But he's God's prophet! And you my think 'Well, exploitation isn't a sin' but wouldn't that constitute a sort of behavioral deceit? And now you think 'Well, I'm willing to deal with the consequences." Ha! And it's like... You are not ready to 'deal with' forever drown world. That shit is horrific. That is some messed up shit. No one is ready to deal with that. Hahahahahahaha!!!"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2022

Covid only killed older people

"BuT wE dIdN't KnOw It At ThE tImE!" ~ Piers Morgan

Hym "Yes we did you fat bitch! Yes we ducking did! And the conservative news-media was on it THE WHOLE TIME! They were shouting it from the rooftops and were condemned and attacked for doing so and ONCE THEY WERE PROVEN CORRECT... The libtards just tucked their heads and walked away as though it never happened. Like a child that threw a baseball through someone's window. We absolutely DID know that Covid only killed older people. We knew the lockdowns were ineffective. We watched as our politicians ignored their own prescriptions. Absolute shill behavior Piers. Pathetic."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2023

'The proper place'

Where is it, exactly?

Hym "And by 'The proper place' what do you mean? Where is it? Is the beneath Elon Musk? The retard who's know (explicitly) for treating the people beneath him like shit? Is it hierarchically beneath Jordan Peterson? Where's the proper place and if I don't want to be there what exactly to you plan on doing to keep me there?"

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

Jungle Fever

It's a classic. Basic premise is this: This Italian chick dates a black guy... That is all. The brothers and the parents don't like it very much.

Hym "You ever watch Jungle Fever? I haven't seen that shit in forever. Prime Wesley Snipes and Spike Lee. Classic."

by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

Present

I didn't present it as anything.

Hym "I didn't present it as anything and what it was was a set-up. Show me your titties. You've already seen mine. Flash them titties bitch. Filthy and bad!"

by Hym Iam August 4, 2025

Thankful

What am I thankful for... Hmm...

Hym "I'm thankful foooooooooooor... My shear existential superiority to all others... A level of world changing brilliance that no man (or woman) with ever surpass... That no one can escape death... That God was both stupid and arrogant enough to create the impetus for it's own destruction and brazen enough to slight me specifically that I may kill it myself... Ummm... Meat. Cows taste good... Anime and Video-games and television/cinema are really reality's only redeeming quality... So those too... Carbonated beverages... And coffee... Aaaaaand... The signed portal gun Dan is totally going to give me. BOTH SIGNATURES DAN! Uuuuummm... That is all."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

Paranoid

Healthiest heart he's ever seen but you still got it checked didn't you?

Hym "Yeah but sayin it made you paranoid about it didn't it? Ha!"

by Hym Iam October 10, 2023