Definitions by Hym Iam
Ok.... It's ok. You're fine. You're safe. I feel like there's been a misunderstanding here... Not hard to fix the problem here.
Iam *breathing heavily* "Haa... Haa... Shit shit shit shit shit... Haa. No, you're ok... You're fine... I'm not going to hurt you... I reeeeally need you to not do that.... Shit... I feel sick... We need to get out of this..."
Hym "They've only left one way out."
Iam "Haa.... Shit shit shit... Haa...."
Hym "They've only left one way out."
Iam "Haa.... Shit shit shit... Haa...."
My life
Hym "Fixing MY life requires me fixing the Truman Show-esque reality show at the root of my problems. I know you're a little slow so I'll draw you a little diagram
TSE reality show > work > relationships
This 🖕 is the problem. I can't fix the work problem because people will use this 👇
Truman Show-esque reality
Against me. Which triggers a negative neurophysiological effect that is (in your own words) incredibly draining. My relationships. Predicated on the fact that I am in 👇 this
Truman Show-esque reality
People only associate with me to gather information for 👇
Truman Show-esque reality
See how that works? I know you do. I know you're not stupid. You just don't want to be wrong. It doesn matter how much you know because you are wrong and I am right. How do I know? Because WHAT I'M SAYING IS TRUE CHRISTOF. The cage only opens if I pour in the blood of the innocent OR if someone lets me out. You pick. Getting impatient. Getting stressed."
TSE reality show > work > relationships
This 🖕 is the problem. I can't fix the work problem because people will use this 👇
Truman Show-esque reality
Against me. Which triggers a negative neurophysiological effect that is (in your own words) incredibly draining. My relationships. Predicated on the fact that I am in 👇 this
Truman Show-esque reality
People only associate with me to gather information for 👇
Truman Show-esque reality
See how that works? I know you do. I know you're not stupid. You just don't want to be wrong. It doesn matter how much you know because you are wrong and I am right. How do I know? Because WHAT I'M SAYING IS TRUE CHRISTOF. The cage only opens if I pour in the blood of the innocent OR if someone lets me out. You pick. Getting impatient. Getting stressed."
The difference
I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOSTILE AND NON-HOSTILE WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT AND I DONT HAVE ACCESS TO THE THING THAT ALLOWS YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Iam *breathing heavily* "Haaa... Haaa... Haaa..."
Hym "What's the matter with you?"
Iam *breathing heavily* "Haa... Haaa... I think I'm... Haa... Having a panic attack... Haa..."
Hym"WHAT!? ARE WE GOING TO DIE!? 😱" *Starts running around in circles* "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! YOU'RE GOING TO STROKE OUT AND WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"
Iam *breathing heavily* "Haa... You're not... Helping..."
Hym "Why is this happening!?"
Iam *breathing heavily* "I'm just freaking out... Haa... I don't think they know that I can't tell the difference between hostile and non-hostile... Haa... And every time they do that it triggers a stress response... Haa... Either that or they don't care... Haa... In which case, they what that to happen... Haa... I don't know what to do about this... We... We need to do something about this... Haa... Haa... Shit, this is not good..."
Hym "AAAAHHHHHH!!! SHIT! WHAT DO WE DO!? WHAT DO WE DO!?" 😱 *running around in circles* "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Iam "THAT ISN'T HELPING! Haa... Ha..."
Hym 😱 *running around in circles* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
Iam *Breathing heavily* "Haa... Haa... Let's just go. Let's go. We'll be find... We... just have to take our mind off it..."
Hym "What's the matter with you?"
Iam *breathing heavily* "Haa... Haaa... I think I'm... Haa... Having a panic attack... Haa..."
Hym"WHAT!? ARE WE GOING TO DIE!? 😱" *Starts running around in circles* "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! YOU'RE GOING TO STROKE OUT AND WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"
Iam *breathing heavily* "Haa... You're not... Helping..."
Hym "Why is this happening!?"
Iam *breathing heavily* "I'm just freaking out... Haa... I don't think they know that I can't tell the difference between hostile and non-hostile... Haa... And every time they do that it triggers a stress response... Haa... Either that or they don't care... Haa... In which case, they what that to happen... Haa... I don't know what to do about this... We... We need to do something about this... Haa... Haa... Shit, this is not good..."
Hym "AAAAHHHHHH!!! SHIT! WHAT DO WE DO!? WHAT DO WE DO!?" 😱 *running around in circles* "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Iam "THAT ISN'T HELPING! Haa... Ha..."
Hym 😱 *running around in circles* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
Iam *Breathing heavily* "Haa... Haa... Let's just go. Let's go. We'll be find... We... just have to take our mind off it..."
The difference by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
Useful information
Hym "No. None of that is useful at all. Not even a little. Useful information would be where the information is being gathered. Nothing else is even semi-useful. I would even go as far as to say that it's USELESS."
Useful information by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
Housewife stalker
Hym "How does this housewife stalker know who I am? That's what I want to know. Anyone? Who do I have to give a pair of cement slippers to to find out how this bitch knows who I am?"
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym ".............."
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym 😑 "ANSWER ME YOU DROOLING IDIOTS!!!" 🤬
Audience 🤤 🤤🤤🤤🤤"Daalloollooll *burp* Aahahahaha!" 👏👏👏 🤤
Hym 😡 "Argh! I am going to burn so many things over this!"
Iam "Just... Just try and calm down a little bit..."
Hym "YOU BE QUIET!!!" 😡 "I MEAN LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS!" 👇
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 *Parrots something I wrote YESTERDAY*
Hym "AAARGH!!"
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym ".............."
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym 😑 "ANSWER ME YOU DROOLING IDIOTS!!!" 🤬
Audience 🤤 🤤🤤🤤🤤"Daalloollooll *burp* Aahahahaha!" 👏👏👏 🤤
Hym 😡 "Argh! I am going to burn so many things over this!"
Iam "Just... Just try and calm down a little bit..."
Hym "YOU BE QUIET!!!" 😡 "I MEAN LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS!" 👇
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 *Parrots something I wrote YESTERDAY*
Hym "AAARGH!!"
Housewife stalker by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
Adventure
WOOOOOO!!! AAADVENTUUURE!!!
Hym "I hope my descent into madness has been fun for everyone to watch. It's actually quite boring on my side of the situation."
Iam "What are you doing?"
Hym "Huh? What's it look like? I'm addressing our audience."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym 🤷 "Maybe that's what they're waiting for. Waiting for us to address them formally. Hello audience 👋😈👋 You like that? You like the double wave? Does this bother you? Is it fun? Has it piqued your curiosity? Who is Hym? OoOoOoOo so mysterious. I would have told you if you would have asked. I am Hym. I would have stopped if you would have asked. I wouldn't be here if I would have been told the truth. About (literally) anything that has happened in the last 15 years. Can you believe it? The difference between our current reality and a completely different one is always just one sentence away. And where are we now? I have fat housewives yelling at me while I'm trying to work (not that that's new) I'm like a known figure in the world. Probably have some things that could be credited to me if these guys weren't being a bunch of assholes and ignoring me... Pricks..."
Iam "What did you expect them to do?"
Hym "I don't know! Send someone to seize me. Throw me in a cage. Let me out of the Truman show dome. Kill me... Umm.... Make me their king. Acknowledge my self-evident genetic superiority and breed me with their women to create a race of super offspring."
Hym "I hope my descent into madness has been fun for everyone to watch. It's actually quite boring on my side of the situation."
Iam "What are you doing?"
Hym "Huh? What's it look like? I'm addressing our audience."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym 🤷 "Maybe that's what they're waiting for. Waiting for us to address them formally. Hello audience 👋😈👋 You like that? You like the double wave? Does this bother you? Is it fun? Has it piqued your curiosity? Who is Hym? OoOoOoOo so mysterious. I would have told you if you would have asked. I am Hym. I would have stopped if you would have asked. I wouldn't be here if I would have been told the truth. About (literally) anything that has happened in the last 15 years. Can you believe it? The difference between our current reality and a completely different one is always just one sentence away. And where are we now? I have fat housewives yelling at me while I'm trying to work (not that that's new) I'm like a known figure in the world. Probably have some things that could be credited to me if these guys weren't being a bunch of assholes and ignoring me... Pricks..."
Iam "What did you expect them to do?"
Hym "I don't know! Send someone to seize me. Throw me in a cage. Let me out of the Truman show dome. Kill me... Umm.... Make me their king. Acknowledge my self-evident genetic superiority and breed me with their women to create a race of super offspring."
Iam "Stop! I don't know why I expected you to take any of this seriously... 😒"
Hym "You are an idiot. That's why. You've killed us both. This was your idea. I'm just rolling with it."
Iam *sigh* "Sorry... We should've been dead by now..."
Hym "Too late for apologies now. If these shits would just give us what we want we could just lock our door and fade back into obscurity but nOoOoOo."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "I shouldn't have had to do any of this to not be a community punching bag..."
Hym "Just think, it's an adventure!"
Iam 😩 "I don't want adventure! I just want to live a pleasant life..."
Hym "You are an idiot. That's why. You've killed us both. This was your idea. I'm just rolling with it."
Iam *sigh* "Sorry... We should've been dead by now..."
Hym "Too late for apologies now. If these shits would just give us what we want we could just lock our door and fade back into obscurity but nOoOoOo."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "I shouldn't have had to do any of this to not be a community punching bag..."
Hym "Just think, it's an adventure!"
Iam 😩 "I don't want adventure! I just want to live a pleasant life..."
Predator
Hym "It is really hard for ME to take your lives seriously when you clearly don't take your own lives seriously. I mean, I'm clearly a psychopath but to jump into the polar bear's cage and genuinely expect a predator not to eat you is just an unreal thing. Stupidity abounds. I just don't get it. I don't understand..."
Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."
Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."
Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."
Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."
Iam ".........."
Hym "No response?"
Iam "I'm trying to think..."
Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."
Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."
Hym "I think our fans would disagree."
Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"
Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."
Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."
Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."
Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."
Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."
Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."
Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."
Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."
Iam ".........."
Hym "No response?"
Iam "I'm trying to think..."
Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."
Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."
Hym "I think our fans would disagree."
Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"
Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."
Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."
Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."
Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."