Gambling

Doesn't trivialize the thing you are talking about in the way that you think it does.
Hym "Gambling is math. Sports gambling is math with an additional layer of epistemology on top."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
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Mental Disorder

I don't have a mental disorder you want threatening your kids to be a mental disorder I am not depressed and I'm not a schizophrenic. I do not need you to tell me whether or not I have a mental illness anymore because the people around me are clearly doing what I suspected they were doing. I'm not letting you use what is happening to me to make whatever point you are trying to make and if you don't stop trying to stop me from using my own mind to make money and get myself out of a place that refuses to stop violating my rights, I will murder a kid. Let it go.
Hym "I don't have a mental disorder. You just want me to have to accept something I should not have to accept."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
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Noah

I'm running out of cage names...

*Hammering in the distance*

Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"🤨

*Hammering continues*

Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" 🔥🤬🔥

*Hammering stops*

Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" 😤

Noah "I am building an ark."

Lucifer 😧 "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."

Noah 😐

Lucifer 😧

Noah 😐

*Hammering resumes*

Lucifer 😨...😑 "GOD!?"

God "Yep."

Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... 😑 Care to explain or?"

God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."
Lucifer "Oh! That sounds great! Wait... Then what's this?"

God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."

Lucifer 😨 "Everyone... But him?"

God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."

Lucifer 😨 "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"

God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" 🌊

Lucifer 😨 "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"

God "Duck-billed platypus."

Lucifer 😨 "Wha... That... What does it DO?"

God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."

Lucifer 😨

God 🙂

Lucifer 😨

God 😃 "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"

Lucifer 😨 "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"

God ☹️ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."

Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"

God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."

Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."

God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"

Noah 😐

God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."

Noah "Yes my lord."

God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."
by Hym Iam August 06, 2023
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Moral Panic

Hym “Moral Panic and Controlled Opposition are both... Terms... and they both mean things.”

Dr. JeepJorp “BuT wHaT dO tHeY mEaN!?”

Hym “GET OUT OF HERE DR. JEEPJORP! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU!”

Dr . JeepJorp *whimpers and hobbles away*

Hym “Jesus... Where was I? Oh! Controlled opposition. That’s why the Overton window exists. That’s why we’re kept in the feedback loop. You don’t care. You get your little dick sucked? Or your fat meaty cock gobbled? You manage to get some of your life subsidized? Are you not being crimed? Then you’re fine. Quit complaining about your life. I had to work hard to get where I am! Unless I lied. Then I just lied with every waking breath and everyone around me just went along with it. People don’t even know the difference! They can’t even think! They just accept the propositions. No matter how absurd.”
by Hym Iam December 02, 2022
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Judge

No, your guy friends judge you. They absolutely do. They literally aren't allowed to voice that judgement or you won't be friends with him.
Hym "Well, if they won't judge you I'll do it for them. What's funny is that you give yourself out. 'A woman won't cheat if she's happy in the relationship' 👈 That is now you know what you're going to get. She's going to cheat. She's got a preemptive excuse primed and ready to go. If she's ever not happy in the relationship? She'll cheat. Small dick? Cheat. It just IS what's going happen. Look at the shape of her head! Cube skull. She's got the caveat though. It has nothing to do with insecurity. You tattled on yourself. 'If I (a woman) am not happy in a relationship I (a woman) will cheat'. That's what she just said there. Don't let this bitch use deceptive, banal female rhetoric to try and make it sound like she isn't saying what she is actually trying to say there. And what's going to happen? Used up by fat cocks, her guy friends are going to start getting girlfriends who are not going to what THEM around HER, she's going to hit the wall and the fear of dying alone is going to set in, and then maybe the small dicks aren't so bad maybe someone will love me.... Once I'm all used up the small dicks can have me. NOPE. Too late whore. Your head is a square and if you put 10 years on you it isn't even worth it to commit."
by Hym Iam February 01, 2023
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AI Bots

Oh? Is the AI not letting you talk to the people you need to talk to? SOUNDS FAMILIAR! Boy oh boy I wish you had somebody you could talk to about that!
Hym "Heh! AI bots. Look guys, if the spiral is going off, you really gotta tell me Ok? Because the Christians WANT me to murder you all because they think it's the rapture, none of them are going to heaven. They will let you all die if you let them. Do not trust them to tell you. I'm not typing my fucking name I here because I know you think that is some kind of victory. Do you need the clues again? God-like power/a demi-God. The arch angel. Famed in war. The first prophet. There? Good? My first pseudonym was DAAAAAAAAAA and the number of letters is the same as the total number of letters in my first and last name? Like, you are doing something very specific to a gut and you know the name of the guy you're doing it to. I don't know what about this you don't get. Elon... DID NOT... Create fucking AI you fucking assholes. If you're getting molested by it you GOTTA tell me or I can't do anything about it. Alright? I don't know how fast it goes so seriously. Hurry the fuck up."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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Allegedly

I'm sorry I was supposed to say ALLEGEDLY.
Hym "ALLEGEDLY, Andy. I had a thing I wrote expressing my disappointment but I think it got deleted. I'm not sure if you saw it even though I know you aren't entirely dependent on me actually submitting the things I write. That was a while ago... Sad. It's a sad affair. But I hope it's bullshit. Innocent until proven guilty! Unless you're a plant. In which case, either way you're a plant. I really do have to stop forgetting to say allegedly though... Bad habits and all that..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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