Hym Iam's definitions

Sacred

"I'm not religious but me taking a dick shitting out a copy of myself is the most miraculous thing anyone can do!"

Hym "Holy shit that is the most feminist thing I've ever heard! And calling the idea that existence transcends the physical 'a delusion that that is simply easier for men to believe" was a nice touch. In front of a prophet no less. I think the fact that he didn't call you on it makes him a coward (but we already knew that) and you CAN describe it in different language. Want to see it? Ok. You're a whore! Ha! Easy! Easy peasy. Was his cock fat? Is that what's so sacred about it? All hail the fat cock! Even atheists see God when meaty dongles are involved!"

by Hym Iam September 13, 2022

Prison

What prison did I go to? Oh, I don't know, what do they call the place they send you when you don't get caught committing crimes because you're not a fucking retard? Not that I commit crimes. I don't even speed.

Hym "I don't know. You tell me prison expert? What's the name of that prison? Where they send the people they haven't caught committing any crimes? What do they call it? 'Not a second-class citizen penitentiary?' Is that it? Hey, which prison did we go to?"

Iam "Ummmm... We didn't."

Hym "Oh! Right! I guess the prison expert wouldn't know the name of it then."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

Fair

It'll be child murder. Perfectly avoidable child murder instigated by a mob and signed off on by a charlatan who was publicly embarrassed SO BADLY that even HIS ENEMIES pity him too much to use it against him.

Hym "Yeah, no I can see that you're making an effort (explicitly) to do something unfair to me. You're not disguising that at all. But what makes it fair is that I can always just defer my suffering to someone else... And then kill myself... And then it's 'Publicly embarrassed charlatan takes revenge by stealing and distributing the work of the guy who embarrassed him which lead to the murder of a little girl.' I mean, you could cover it up but it's so public now we would all just know that that's what happened. But, hey, I guess we know what happened after Jesus died, right? We now know what his apostles did after he was murdered. Blatant denial of reality followed by a cover up. It's the same thing you're doing now!"

by Hym Iam February 20, 2024

Yep

And that was completely avoidable. If instead of trying to made whatever point you were trying to make and doing whatever it is you want to call this you had considered for EVEN A SECOND that you were not what you thought you were. That all could have been completely avoided. I've been here. Telling you not to do everything you have been doing up until now.

Hym "Yep. Really. This was all completely avoidable. I have literally been telling you to stop for years. I told you I didn't have to let you steal it and now what? What do you have to say for yourselves? Nothing. MORE DEMANDS FOR ME. Have your realized it yet? That what you were doing was nothing more than a rain dance? Well, you must have is Andy if invoking rain dances in one of his clips. And look what you did with it! Nothing changes until I'm sitting across the take from someone and the conversation goes exactly how I told you it was going to go. But I am a yapper. I do love to yap. So I'll sit here and talk with you but it is ultimately and completely meaningless. Nothing I say here is going to apply because at the end of the day, I dictate the value of my words with the absolute authority of a God."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Stupid question

As many or as few as the whore who fucked that retard. I've seen her doing homework there so I know she stole AT LEAST the amount of time it takes for her to do her homework. You have no reason to assume she went straight back to work after fucking the retard. And that's jist the company time! How much of MY time did SHE steal?

Hym "Stupid question. You motherfuckers are desperate to draw a parallel between something I did there and fucking a retard but you don't even consider whether or not she was doing all of the things I was doing AND fucking the retard AND trying to get me to follow rules that are rendered irrelevant by the fact that she's fucking the retard and doing all of the things I'm doing. Which is against the rules. Someone else tried to compare age to fat cock and/or the situation there recently. You're not good at drawing parallels. Stop trying to draw parallels. She wants to talk about if she was 20... If you were 20 you wouldn't even consider me. You can't control it but is does change. You want a relationship instead of scheduling yourself for a shift at my studio apartment to come fuck me and then leave and then still not have a relationship with me. That is preferable to having a relationship with you. That's a parallel. I'm good at drawing parallels. I deserve to keep drawing parallels. You do not. Maybe one day you'll be as good at drawing parallels as I am. But for now... You should work on that."

by Hym Iam May 27, 2023

Religion

They will lie and make things up until it is undeniable and then they will take credit for what took place.

Hym "They burned people at the stake for contradicting them and now people like Jordan Peterson are now trying to give the religion credit for science. Trying to deny me the credit I deserve. That is the only purpose the religion serves. It gives them a pretense to lie and make this up. They do that until they can't, wait for everyone to forget, and then do it again."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Sleep

I can't...

Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!"

Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"

Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"

Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"

Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"

Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."

Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"

Iam *sigh*

Hym "He won't get me a second time!"

Iam "I can't even......."

Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"

Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024