Christ is King

ANYTHING CAN BE ANTI-SEMITIC NOW! LITERALLY ANYTHING! EVERYTHING IS A MIRCO-AGGRESSION WHEN IT COMES TO ANTI-SEMITISM! HA! HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S CRITICAL RACE THEORY ALL OVER AGAIN! EXCEPT FOR THE JEWS! HA!
Hym "Oooooooooh MAN! That. Is. Priceless! Okokok! 'Christ is king' is anti-semitic now... ANYTHING can be anti-semitic now! Literally any combination of words according to Jeremy Boring... Which is fantastic! Here are some new anti-semitic things to say: 'Shrimp on the barbie' Is anti-semitic now because the jews are small and it's easy to cook a lot of them at the same time. 'Don't forget your hat' is now anti-semitic because the Jewish people, they never forget! They're like elephants, these guys. What are you trying to say? You think Jews don't have good memories? Ok. The next one is 'OoOo Gehfoigal!' And it's anti-semitic because it's what I hear in my head when I think of a Jew. Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! You hear it? Sounds jewish, right? Er- yiddish? Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! There. It's saved in my quick-text. Now when I type 'G,' Gehfoigal is the first word that pops up... As it should be. Uuuuumm... All baked goods (obviously). They're just not kosher... Uuuhh... Literally anything! Anything you say is anti-semitic now! Make up your own today!"
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
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Not my fault

I offered my support one way or the other but he didn't say "charlatan bad" so I said vote against him and Harris paid Beyonce instead of me so I said vote against her and how did that work out for you? How many votes did I have sway over? Cus it only needed to be 1 percent.
Hym "So that's not my fault. That is you thinking that you didn't need me. So, it's the liberals fault. You could have changed the outcome. And now look at it. That is you. You were too good for the votes you needed and now look at you. Blaming me for the shit you did. Blaming me for the kids you murdered with your silence down there in Texas. The only way you can cope with it is by deluding yourself into believing you were acting in accordance with some greater good. That's a lie. You aren't actually doing any sort of moral calculus. You are a shit-lib so whatever you do is the greater good simply by virtue of you being a shit-lib. Don't let them bullshit you into thinking progressives were right about anything just because Trump is deliberately doing the opposite of what he was elected to do. They are still the censorious incoherent zealots they always were and they are desperately trying to take over the non-existent democrat party. So no. This is your fault and not mine."
by Hym Iam April 08, 2025
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Your kids

Not everything is about your kids. You will sacrifice they lives of everyone else (in abstraction). You're trying to compel everyone to live in such a way... That YOU feel good about what your kids see... And are trying to preemptively control... What they will think... In the future... Regardless of whether or not you beliefs are justified... So, we all need to live in accordance with your whim... Because you got some pussy. You got some pussy so now you're the boss of everyone... No. You eat a dick. Eat a whole bag of em. And then accidentally shoot a kid in an act of random gang violence.
Hym "Fuck them kids. Your kids are doodoo and none of them will ever create A.I. because I ALREADY DID! Beat em to the punch! Wooo me!"
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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Misogynistic

"You're misogynistic! YoU'rE mIsOgYnIsTiC!!" A dumb bitch.
Hym "No it's not 'I'm misogynistic' you dumb bitch. I'm not the only one having a problem with you and your whole deal over there. Seems like only one class of people is not having a problem with you collectively. The fact that it is ANY part of your decision proves my point shit-head. The absence of a positive is just as much a reason to NOT do something as the existence of a negative SPECIFICALLY when you're comparing or choosing between 2 or more things. You're no different than a Christian apologist with that. Besides. Being misogynistic is FUN! Your should try it! Go look in the mirror and call yourself a dumb bitch. Do it now. You'll feel better."
by Hym Iam May 13, 2023
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Return of Zod

Hym "YOOOO! RETURN OF ZOD! LET'S GO!!"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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Superpower

He is not doing it for the little retarded kids and even he IS... It comes at the cost of the little baby dick kids, it comes at the cost of me and everyone else in my situation, it comes at the cost of the incels and it sweeps the deaths of the people who have ALREADY DIED FROM THIS under the rug. I'm sure there are plenty of disabled people who are fantastic but there is a bigger picture here.
Hym "He does not give a fuck about Noah. Noah did not have a problem with me doing this while he was reading my email and fucking Kendra and doing to me the EXACT SAME THING YOU ARE DOING. He only cares about making me accept a defeat he know I didn't not actually incur and is using the rest of you to mandate empathy from me that he himself does not actually have. And as a bonus he doesn't have to pay or credit me for AI. All to make some banal point about women who do not give a fuck about me or people LIKE me or the plight of parents who do not have to participate in any way to take my money to feed their kids. He doesn't have a superpower. He's a mentally disabled billionaire who is preventing me from proving that the people around me are both surveilling and are manufacturing a mental illness. Ben Shapiro laughs at little girls having mental breakdowns all the time BEFORE I EVEN STARTED WRITING. YOU WOULD HAVE MORE OF YOUR KIDS ALIVE RIGHT NOW IF YOU WOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME INSTEAD OF THAT FUCKING RETARD AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. And now YOU want ME to have to live with THIS for the rest of my life so YOU can feel better when YOU ARE THE ONE WHO CHOSE WRONG. I'm not dead. I'm not fictional. You want to keep doing this to people and if I am not allowed to stop you, YOU WILL NOT EVER STOP."
by Hym Iam March 05, 2025
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Open A.I. Worker

Says training A.I. is no different than human communication. Wow! That is a brilliant and astute point that I've never heard before... Except for when I said it 7 years ago.
Hym "Hey! That open A.I. worker must be a fan! He's saything the thing I said 7 years ago! Correct again! Do see now how that works? I'm all up in the ether now Jordan. You aren't killing shit. You sure as hell aren't killing me. Do you know how I know? Ask yourself this: Would you kill a child for no reason? Is there a difference between killing ME and killing a child? WHO KNOWS!? Come find out! Come do it yourself! I'm curious to find out. Let's see it! You know what I think this is Jordan? I think I made you kill yourself. I think you tried to kill yourself and now you're living to spite me. I think the only future you actually care about is mine. And you're going to try to make reality comport with your delusion to the detriment of everyone else because you think (or know) everyone else is too stupid and solipsistic to stop you. And you may be right... But it's funny though isn't it? Heheheheheheheh..."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2023
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