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Definitions by Hym Iam

House of the Dragon 

Tight. It’s pretty sugoi y’all. I dig it.
Hym “House of the dragon if pretty dope. I bet you can’t guess who my favorite character is, hahaha!”
House of the Dragon by Hym Iam October 31, 2022

Daughter 

“I wish my daughter hadn’t been born” ~ the guy who spend all weekend talking shit about me
Hym “You wish your daughter hadn’t been born, huh? And you want to talk about me being a piece of shit, innit? Isn’t that wild? The guy with nothing to steal has a lot to say. Nothing to steal. Nothing worthwhile about him aside from his daughter and he wishes she wasn’t born. His slut baby mama wants to fuck. What does he have? Nothing. And he want to talk shit about me. What else did I almost do? Did I almost fuck your girl? What else did I almost do?”
Daughter by Hym Iam October 31, 2022

Garbage can 

If men are trash... then doesn’t that make you a garbage can?
Hym “I’m not trash. The niggas you fuck is trash. Which makes you a garage can. Where does trash go? Inside the garbage can. That’s you. Garbage can. Stop fucking trash.”
Garbage can by Hym Iam October 30, 2022

Ellen Page 

People aren’t allowed to like what she did... So sayeth the god of fraud JeepJorp Peepeestones!
JeepJorp Peepeestones “You’re not allowed to like what Ellen page did! That’ll make other people like it! That should be condemned! Because my fuck trophies are how I justify imposing my will on others! Hurray, Team Breeders! It doesn’t matter that I’m a fraud! People just keep letting me do it so how is it wrong? Just like that other guy.”
Ellen Page by Hym Iam October 29, 2022
Wrong when it’s convenient for a charlatan to promulgate his lie.
Hym “I like Jung. On another note, what are womans responsibilities? I want to hear that part. Cause it sounds like fuck a cripple and have the consequences of their choices ameliorated by the men who’s responsibility it is to provide a more abundant world for the retard fucking whores while the nepotistic and deformed offspring of liars and charlatans reap the benefits of effort expended by people other than themselves. And that’s the stark reality. Your entire ethos is just appeasement, empty promises, and sophistry that serves only to keep yourself above the rabble. You’re as useless as your advice and if the people who oppose you aren’t condemned to a life is servitude, charlatans like you can’t exist.”
Jung by Hym Iam October 28, 2022

Blind service

In the choice is between blind service to the planet and blind service to the horde I’m taking whichever one causes the insulin shortage.
Hym “It’s blind service either way and what you’re doing is just as bad as using fear and compulsion sooo.... maybe everyone will get hungry enough that I may be able to convince them join me in gnawing on your bones 🤷 ♂️ I die either way.
Blind service by Hym Iam October 28, 2022
Having a lot of money... but framing it in a way that allows you to pretend you’re not an elitist!
Hym “Joy? Yeah, I wouldn’t know.... and will never know... because rich people take my shit instead of paying for it. I’ll just wash dishes! That’ll be more meaningful!”
Joy by Hym Iam October 27, 2022