Hym Iam's definitions

Writing

Ooooh it IS hard work that I’m doing here!

Hym “Writing is super-duper hard work. And I’m doing. AND I’m right all the Goddamn time. It’s a good thing working hard pays off and doesn’t lead to (and ONLY to) exploitation. That would suck because then I would be living in squalor while other people are buttering their bread with my hard work. Good thing that’s not the case. And it’s a good thing we don’t have hundreds of thousands of people watching that happen live to see what’s in store for them in Dr. Jeepjorp’s Social-Lysenkoism new world order. Everything is great.”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

Loaded questions

Again, asking loaded, re or de-contextualized questions does not exemplify an inability to defend a position I hold.

Hym "Loaded questions, out of context, from people who don't actually want an answer isn't the same as you asking me a question in the context of this things here. You're a piece of shit. Die faster. Die HARDER. Die and then be resuscitated... And then die a second time... Except even harder than the first time."

by Hym Iam March 1, 2024

Bomb them more!

Finish the genocide so I can say "SEE! The Jews do genocide!" And everybody will ole'Hym was right aaaaall along. JEWS BAD! JUICE BAD! JUUUUUUICE BAAAAAAAAD!

Hym "Bomb them more! You haven't finished bombing them have you? Finish the job! You gotta really get in there. You've only destroyed their entire social infrastructure, hospitals, and homes and then starved them. You gotta drone strike them more... Or maybe... They're gonna start to think they can do it to YOU... TO THE JUICE! They are going to start thinking that they can put YOU into the camps. And we can't have that so keep bombing them! At all costs! 3. 3 more bombs. And then keep bombing."

by Hym Iam October 9, 2025

Max Holloway

Used the game I was literally better than everyone (except for literally 2 people) at to get better at striking.

Hym "You hear that Max Holloway used EA's UFC 1 to get better at striking? That's hilarious! I probably played against him! And dog-walked him! Because I knew personally 1 of the only 2 guys better than me... So... Unless the other guy was Max Holloway... Yeah... Neat. That's a cool thing."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

Training partner murderer

You swing and miss Joe?

Hym "That's wild that the training partner murderer only went to prison for 5 years. I wonder what the extenuating circumstances of the case were."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2023

Husband

He looks like a fucking dork.

Hym "Your husband is a dork Megyn and I could beat him up."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Find me

You can't. I'm already found. I'm not hidden.

Hym "Ypu don't need to find me. Everyone already knows where I am. I'm in the surveillance apparatus. And killing me might lead to the attack of Americans. I'm an American. My rights are being violated and you're colluding with A MENTALLY RETARDED PERSON AND AN ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER to try and steal AI. The American people are the ones who are going to suffer from your trying to get away with this. I told you not to do it. You did it anyway. You need to get this retard out of our politics. Send his ass back to South Africa. Deport the South African invader immediately. You see the irony of a president deporting a bunch of migrants and then letting a retarded migrant take over the government, right? You're capable of understanding that, right? So, yeah, no. I'm not worried about it. Get him out. Send him back to Africa. Give me my shit. Bring the inflation down. That's your job. Do your job bitch. You are actively letting an immigrant steal from an American and it COULD HAVE cost Americans their lives and the lives of their kids."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025