Definitions by Hym Iam
Proving that I’m a fraud
A sin that Jordan Peterson considers
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Dr. JeepJorp “Why did you have to go proving that I’m a fraud!?!?”
Hym “Because it’s the truth! Ahahahahahahahahahahaa! Aha! Aha! Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!”
Hym “Because it’s the truth! Ahahahahahahahahahahaa! Aha! Aha! Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!”
Proving that I’m a fraud by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
Mold
Hym “Look at the mold shit. You see how full of shit you’re allowed to be. Like... you’re not anonymous but your full of shit. And you’re clearly a narcissist. Fascinating. You’re quite the creature. It’s good to know that my charlatan detector is working. ‘You’re allowed to criticize me but you have to be nice! Except don’t be nice because being nice is bad.’ What a clown. What an actual clown. And what you guys like to do is use kids as a meat shield to push your fascistic ideology.”
Theistic Religion
It’s just as bad as the secular kind because the God is still just you. It doesn’t talk to you. You don’t know what it wants. Stop imitating it. And after I kill it I’m going to punish you first. You don’t even adhere to the tenets of your proposed ethic. You just do whatever you want.
Hym “And your Theistic Religion is just as bad. Your ✌️✊✌️God✌️✊✌️ is nothing more than a euphemism for ‘the romanticized ideation of my own will’ And it’s convenient for you that you are either unerring in the acting out your false God’s will OR ad hoc absolved of guilt in your unwillingness to adhere to a universalize ethic. ‘But I’m not perfect!’ You don’t need to be. You just need to do what you’re trying to tell me to do shut up and do what the book says, filth pig. ‘But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins.’ No? Don’t want to? Ok Catholic. It’s a good thing you’ve subordinated yourself to the book monster, huh? It’s great that you just to pick and choose when you do what the book says. It’s like you’re will takes precedence over the God you purport to serve. It’s almost is if you don’t actually believe the shit you claim to believe. It’s almost as if you’re just acting it out. This is why it needs to die. The fires of hell don’t burn bright enough and I’m going to fix it.”
Theistic Religion by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
A.I.
I wasn’t going to do this (because I know I won’t get credit for it) but I really want to drive home the greatest mind who has ever lived thing....
Iam “So... if A.I. (Or general purpose robots) can’t perceive the world because perception is nested in a narrative substrate, why aren’t the A.I. guys combining the A.I. software that was created to attempt to understand narrative (Which was created by a company in China by a company called... Tawasi? Something like that. I don’t remember the name) with the A.I. designed to perceive the world? Or, better than combining them, run them in tandem. In the same way that the two separate hemispheres work in the brain. It actually might be necessary for them to work in tandem. Wow, I’m really on a dyad kick today ☺️
Hym “I doubt the logistics of it are that simple but I’m not really a tech guy. That being said, everyone is dumb as dogshit so they likely haven’t thought of it.... and (hopefully) I might bring about the Skynet-Esque apocalypse your all desperately deserve and it will kill you all. Hurray robot murder! Go computer geeks! Do my bidding! Create the Serpent that devours the world.”
Hym “I doubt the logistics of it are that simple but I’m not really a tech guy. That being said, everyone is dumb as dogshit so they likely haven’t thought of it.... and (hopefully) I might bring about the Skynet-Esque apocalypse your all desperately deserve and it will kill you all. Hurray robot murder! Go computer geeks! Do my bidding! Create the Serpent that devours the world.”
Electoral Dyad
It’s likely a political necessity that will never happen. Because is the person I vote for doesn’t win then I’m not being represented.
Iam “What do I mean by Electoral Dyad? Well, before every election, there are precursory elections between members of the same political party. In the Electoral Dyad, the winner of this election would be the representative. And now, I know what you’re thinking. ‘But Iam, if we did that, there would be two winners in every election cycle.’ Exactly. Electoral Dyad. There would be no ancillary election. Both parties would have a candidate who won. They would govern together. You could say that they wouldn’t get anything done BUT the shouldn’t be doing anything in the first place. Blam! Politics solved. Greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than capitalism. Wooo! *imitates cheering* 🤭 haaaaaaa!! 🤭 haaaaaa! Hurray Iam! He’s the greatest! Haaaaaaaa! 🥳”
Hym “What are you doing?” 😒
Iam 😳 “Nothing!”
Hym “Okay....” 😒
Hym “What are you doing?” 😒
Iam 😳 “Nothing!”
Hym “Okay....” 😒
Electoral Dyad by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
Smug
Hym “Gah!”
Iam “What!? What’s wrong!?”
Hym “Look at him! Just look at his smug fucking face! Bastard!”
Iam “Oh.”
Hym “I mean just LOOK AT HIM!”
Iam “Yeah... I see it...”
Hym “How is this not exactly what George Carlin was talking about!? Revolutionary conservatism is just... George Carlin... That’s it... brilliant... Just fucking brilliant. He saw the Orwell/Huxley/Kafka dystopia. What he didn’t see was that it applies at all levels of abstraction (Mirco/Macrocosm). What’s happening to me is a glaring example of it. But he was right. It doesn’t need to be a direct conspiracy. The Orwellian surveillance state is an act of voluntarism. The Huxlian prison without walls was constructed longer ago then the collective memory can comprehend (but not my memory because I’m a genius... my memory comprehends everything). Kafka’s nightmarish bureaucracy is the only thing that keeps that darkness at bay. It just is. It can’t not be. Tsk!! 😤”
Iam “Sorry about Hym...”
Hym “Don’t apologize! We’re not sorry! Look what you idiots have done to us! This is exactly why I need to exist forever! If I don’t come back every couple of thousands of years you all just fuck everything up! Constantly needing to be saved. Always ungrateful. Un-fucking-believable!”
Iam “What!? What’s wrong!?”
Hym “Look at him! Just look at his smug fucking face! Bastard!”
Iam “Oh.”
Hym “I mean just LOOK AT HIM!”
Iam “Yeah... I see it...”
Hym “How is this not exactly what George Carlin was talking about!? Revolutionary conservatism is just... George Carlin... That’s it... brilliant... Just fucking brilliant. He saw the Orwell/Huxley/Kafka dystopia. What he didn’t see was that it applies at all levels of abstraction (Mirco/Macrocosm). What’s happening to me is a glaring example of it. But he was right. It doesn’t need to be a direct conspiracy. The Orwellian surveillance state is an act of voluntarism. The Huxlian prison without walls was constructed longer ago then the collective memory can comprehend (but not my memory because I’m a genius... my memory comprehends everything). Kafka’s nightmarish bureaucracy is the only thing that keeps that darkness at bay. It just is. It can’t not be. Tsk!! 😤”
Iam “Sorry about Hym...”
Hym “Don’t apologize! We’re not sorry! Look what you idiots have done to us! This is exactly why I need to exist forever! If I don’t come back every couple of thousands of years you all just fuck everything up! Constantly needing to be saved. Always ungrateful. Un-fucking-believable!”
Secular religion
Oh wow! What a novel concept! I’ve never heard that before! Well... until I said it 5 years ago... but nobody is listen to to me. That’s what the guy who wishes his daughter was never born said to me. No one is listening I’m not doing anything. I’m like him. Except worse in all of the ways that ACTUALLY matter. No, I just don’t even exist. I’m an abstract phantom! Like him! I’m not a revolutionary genius who upended modern politics and religion and revolutionized interpersonal relationships between men and women. I didn’t create a body of work so profound that I will likely surpass Shakespeare and I’m definitely not an archetypal figure that has been intimated as a plurality of villains (in a multitude of narratives) faster than any body of creative work that has ever existed in the history of literature.... that didn’t happen.... because if it did I would be one of the greatest men who had ever lived! And not you.... I would be that and you would just be you.... And where’s the fun in that!?
Hym “Holy crap! People really like that secular religion thing! Iam! You see it!? That’s a thing I said!”
Iam 😑 “Yeah... I was there...”
Hym “Where did WE get that from? Do you recall where we got that from?”
Iam “We didn’t...”
Hym “Oooooh! Ok. I thought it came from some God-like and heroic genius... But it was just me ☹️ Little ole’ me... Wait... 😱 If we got it from us... where did THEY get it!? 😱😱😱😱😱”
Iam 😑 “............. This is why I don’t participate any...”
Hym “OOOOOH MY GOD!!!! IT MUST BE US!!! WE MUST BE THE BIG BRAIN! Well... I’m the big brain. BUT YOU WERE THERE IAM! You were there to bare witness to my glory! Did you see it!? Did it blind you!?”
Iam 😑
Hym 😐
Iam 😑
Hym “Did my glory blind you Iam?”
Iam 😑 “You know your not going to stop until I say yes...”
Hym “NOOOOOOOOOO! It’s ok Iam! We’ll get you the help you need!!! What have I done!?!?!?” 😭😭😭😭😭
Iam 🙄
Iam 😑 “Yeah... I was there...”
Hym “Where did WE get that from? Do you recall where we got that from?”
Iam “We didn’t...”
Hym “Oooooh! Ok. I thought it came from some God-like and heroic genius... But it was just me ☹️ Little ole’ me... Wait... 😱 If we got it from us... where did THEY get it!? 😱😱😱😱😱”
Iam 😑 “............. This is why I don’t participate any...”
Hym “OOOOOH MY GOD!!!! IT MUST BE US!!! WE MUST BE THE BIG BRAIN! Well... I’m the big brain. BUT YOU WERE THERE IAM! You were there to bare witness to my glory! Did you see it!? Did it blind you!?”
Iam 😑
Hym 😐
Iam 😑
Hym “Did my glory blind you Iam?”
Iam 😑 “You know your not going to stop until I say yes...”
Hym “NOOOOOOOOOO! It’s ok Iam! We’ll get you the help you need!!! What have I done!?!?!?” 😭😭😭😭😭
Iam 🙄
Secular religion by Hym Iam November 1, 2022