Like Brett! May! Ultimate herald! Er, well, Brett's not doing a very good job as a herald but she is canonically accurate at least.
Hym "Female Silver Surfer! Like Brett! May Brett! Hopefully she does a better job then my herald because they DO NOT do what they are supposed to do and prepare the world for your consumption... Like, AT ALL. And I got the brain fluid to prove it."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
Get the Female Silver Surfermug. Hym "Oh, well, holy shit! That is a great song! I really enjoyed that! He has a great voice! I'm actually impressed! You've outdone yourself entirely."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Songmug. Hym "Huh? Oh just mean to a retard. That is all. I was mean to a retard and told you that the reason societies kids keep getting shot isn't a fucking mystery. It's this. This right here is exactly why that happens. You see that don't you? And it's not that the problem is ME. The problem is that the problem ISN'T Jordan Peterson. That's the problem. When he said 'The world's problems are on YOU' He isn't talking about himself. He's exempt. He's talking about the slaves. The slaves have a responsibility to clean up their filthy mongrel lives and he has to
do what? Just whatever he was. His bread is buttered already so all of your lives are irrelevant. And that's how the world works. Everyone recedes into their own little solipsistic domains. The more people's needs are met the more apathetic they become. But now, at a high enough level, they've gotten to a point where maintaining success is a matter of preserving their reputation (because famous people have to have a good reputation or when the mob comes for them no one will protect them). So now they just pretend. As long as the world isn't so dangerous that their fuck-trophies are at risk, they just don't care."
do what? Just whatever he was. His bread is buttered already so all of your lives are irrelevant. And that's how the world works. Everyone recedes into their own little solipsistic domains. The more people's needs are met the more apathetic they become. But now, at a high enough level, they've gotten to a point where maintaining success is a matter of preserving their reputation (because famous people have to have a good reputation or when the mob comes for them no one will protect them). So now they just pretend. As long as the world isn't so dangerous that their fuck-trophies are at risk, they just don't care."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2022
Get the Mean to a retardmug. Hym "Because the nudging alludes to the fact that I'm being surveilled and the surveillance, NO MATTER HOW SEEMINGLY JUSTIFABLE, is STILL unconstitutional for the same exact reason red flag laws are unconstitutional. It's a denial of what the law considers probable cause. If they had probable cause they would get a warrant. I don't have any warrants. Therefore, my 4th amendment rights are being violated. It's being used as justification for theft which violates my 5th amendment rights. And it's an invasion of my privacy. Which is a violation of my 14th amendment rights."
by Hym Iam January 03, 2025
Get the Nudgingmug. Hym "So, Trump, do these billionaires have rough tongues? Do you know? Did they use tongue when they 'changed their perspective on Trump?' I'm impressed actually. It must be hard to sit with all those hickeys on your ass."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
Get the Changed their perspective on Trumpmug. Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”
Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”
Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”
Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”
Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”
Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
Get the Um, Leading the witness your honormug. Jordan Peterson "Be dangerous... But not to me... Or my kids... Be dangerous FOR me... TO my enemies... So I don't have to... "
Hym "You're not. They people maiming your kids are. YOU are not. THEY are."
Hym "You're not. They people maiming your kids are. YOU are not. THEY are."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2023
Get the Dangerousmug.