Hym Iam's definitions

Nope

He's outlived his usefulness.

Hym "Nope. What's with all the floods guys? Do New York usually flood like that?"

by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

DEFLECT TO KIDS

Noooo! I forgot that part! In the Single men crisis one!? Yes!

Hym "Step 4: DEFLECT TO KIDS. This single men crisis can only be solved by ignoring the single men crisis entirely and breeding new boys who will hypothetically be both not single and not in crisis! Shit! I had that one ready in the abstract but then I forgot. It was supposed to be #3 but then I forgot and then I replaced it with the new step 3 and THIS ONE was integral. God damnit! I hate having to retcon things back in like this. Deflect to kids. We need to breed more fat-cocks. That's the solution."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

Explanation

Noohohoho buddy. That is not a response to the words I just said.

Hym "That is a question about my screen time and is in no way an explanation as to 'Why I feel like I'm being watched.' Could it be that it's not a 'feeling?' Could that be it? Are people actively alluding to the fact that they are doing it? Now, the answer to those questions would constitute an explanation. That is just being evasive."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

A fucking retard

"See, he's saying words... And you're just saying the opposite! So I can just do that too!"

Hym "I mean, he's a fucking retard. And no it is not my fault that you sat here for 5 years straight mocking me while an infection ate my brainz and ignoring every word that I said. What the fuck is wrong with you? You didn't even consider for a second that you would have to listen to what I was saying? It's just ridiculous!"

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Rock bottom

I'm not ever going to see that you were right because you were not right.

Hym "There is no rock bottom if I don't get to live out the rest of my life as I am then as many of your kids as I can get my hands on don't get to live. I'm not doing this with you. You're not better than me. You mind doesn't work better than mine does. I'm not changing my mind. I'm not working until I'm old like the rest of you pieces of shit. You get your fucking hands off of me you retarded fucking freaks or I am going to put my hands on your children."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Jesus Smuggling

Ha! Hahaha! Good for you! I'm proud of you!

Hym "Yeah, no he IS Jesus Smuggling. He do be doing that. That's funny that you actually called him out for it. Even after the fact. It's so dishonest. By defining God thay way it implicit that the people who consider it an active and sentient being that has acted upon reality on several occasions by engaging in direct dialogue with key figures thought history. And he hates ME because his sophistry doesn't work on me."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2023

Breeder

When fucking things is literally as deep as you get as a person.

You can't just fuck all your problem. You tried and what did you accomplish? Nothing other than the byproducts of fucking. A couple of fuck trophies. I'm a piece of shit? You're the piece shit you breeder filth. All you've done in life is multiply the amount of trash I have to step around to live my life.

by Hym Iam February 4, 2022